yin to my yang
We all are a sum total of our experiences, and I am no different. When we reach a certain point either we regress to an earlier state or evolve. I am the latter. I want and need new mountains to cross

Des Plaines Illinois

Spy Out in the Cold
I cannot confirm or deny my status with the Agency of International Intrigue, or explain the precise circumstances that led me to adopt this cover identity without compromising other agents in the fie

Montreal Quebec

Where's my mail-order Russian bride?
I am a genius in labyrinthine ways, yet stupidity can't seem to escape me.I love the feel of sand in between my toes. However, I don't feel the same way when it gets in between my butt cheeks.

Rancho Cucamonga California