I want to sing, but I can't hear myself.
-Let's keep it minimal, because less is more and more is well...less.-No one will read all of this, that's why I put up a wall of text.-I'm a down to earth laid back nice guy and a ball of sel

new york New York

Dong! Where is my automobile?!
OK, so we all know that most people say the same things on these personal ads. "I like long walks on the beach", "I like fluffy kittens" or some sort of crap like that. I'm not that kind of person.<

Downers Grove Illinois

Amuse me!
I'm a grad student, a mom, a vegan, a weirdo, and devoutly left-wing. I question everything, even lefty thinking. I talk too much, laugh at fart or sex jokes, have too many pets, and I'm wildly picky.

Guelph Ontario

looking for love in all the wrong places
when i tried to submit my profile without this it told me my description was too short and that i would get three times as many messages if it were longer... i am not sure i want three times as many

halfiax Nova Scotia

Not all men are fools.Some are bachelors
Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously!And that's what I do. Discovering a foreign city by bike, guided

centre of the Universe in British Columbia