Just a small town boy from Maine. When I'm not at my dream job/sweatshop/ad agency here in Boulder, I like playing and hiking with my awesome dog, skiing and playing sports (soccer, softball, tennis).

I'm looking for the total package and won't settle for less than the best. Which is why I made this:

GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION FORM

This application must be filled out in its entirety in order to be considered for the position for which you are applying.

Number of cats you currently own __

Number of roommates __

(Roommates + 1) ÷ cats __ (If this number is less than 1, please stop filling out this form)

Desirable attributes (Check all that apply)
__ Good sense of humor
__ Open-minded
__ Good kisser
__ Little to no emotional baggage
__ Adventurous
__ Intelligent
__ Like dogs
__ Like to ski/ride

Pre-existing conditions (Check all that apply)
__ Substance addiction
__ Hung up on your ex
__ Judgmental attitude
__ Annoying laugh
__ Weird sexual infection
__ Psycho ex boyfriend
__ Obsessed with eating/exercising/shopping/any show on the CW
__ Abstinence

Body hair policy
__ 100% shorn
__ Neatly trimmed
__ Bring a machete
__ None of your business, random internet guy

Best Physical Trait
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Best Personality Trait
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Special talents
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Song lyrics that describe your mood right now
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Walking around town, grabbing a beer, sushi, just getting to know each other. Or maybe a bank robbery and sky diving.