I'm looking for a quick-witted, sarcastic chick who can keep me on my toes. Looks are nice but only go so far. Must have a functioning brain as well. Creative and original forms of cynicism and sarcasm in a woman is pretty sexy I must say. Being able to read is a plus. Also, life is way too short to take it too seriously, so if you know how to laugh then we'll get along.
I'm extremely sarcastic and have a veering sense of humor that can be offensive but makes me unique as well. I do know when its appropriate as well so I'm not a liability in public

I have very different views on most things as well which will be very clear if you meet me but I know why and how I feel that way about it. Deep thinker and I'm told I'm an old soul, whatever that means.
Music is very important and I like all kinds. Even some country. Tool is my favorite . Also love NIN, Pink Floyd, Led Zep, Pantera, Static X, Tom Petty, techno for driving, heavy metal for waking up, country for yee hawing, and hardcore gangsta rap for dirty looks from other drivers and to make my co-workers wonder.
Held a job since I was 16 and I have two cars in case one isn't running. I know how to fix things and think the hottest thing ever is if my girl will hold a flashlight for me while I change a tire at night in the rain. Just a romantic really.
Not a big drinker or partier so the bar scene never was for me. I'd rather have a more meaningful encounter but it still is nice to go out. Dining out, seeing a show, traveling, going for a drive, taking a walk are all nice things to kill an evening.
I like strong, independent women. I DO NOT respect submissive women "who know their place". I want an equal partner, not more property that I have to constantly maintain. I have a fast car that is maintenance enough. That doesn't mean I won't hold the door and be chivalrous (because I will and am), but I like intelligent, opinionated, maybe even jerky women over a docile one any day.
In all, I'm extremely considerate, treat women very well and like to be treated well um... as well

, want a partner in crime not a servant, and it'd be nice to be appreciated again. So if any of this is interesting to you or you just want an argument, then drop me a line.