I am a sent back in time wizard longing to be in the arms of a cross dresser. I wish to meet someone of the highest calibur that has gypsy like reflexes and that can climb cherry trees. During the bank robberies I expect nothing but your full coopertion and have your kidnapped kids quiet. I will train you in the areas of espionage that entails whale hunting and deep sea diving excursions. My mom will accompany us on our mcdonalds dates after the bank heist. So be ready for some kick butt fun and have have your ski mask ready.

I want to first start with a crack house experience where you will use your cpr training on a over dosed 4 year old. Then we will skip hand in hand to candy land. Then we will braid each others hair and talk to fake bank people. After the night is over we will we rob the lolly pop shop.