Hi! Thanks for viewing my profile!!! I realize there are alot of choices on POF and sometimes these choices don't always give the complete truth in their profiles. Therefore I decided to hire a "profile translator" in order to give the most accurate information as possible, here it goes:
Me:
I am a divorced father of two wonderful daughters, 8 and 5, looking to find someone to date that could lead to a long term relationship. I have lived in South Jersey for a short time and thought this would be a great way to meet someone since I am not into the bar scene!!

Translation:
I have 2 young kids from a marriage so it's not like I'm a womanizer so date me and if we hit it off maybe it could lead to something. What really sucks is that I am from the midwest, don't know many people around here so this is my best and safest option to meet someone that may not be completely nuts or at least not an alcoholic.

Me:
I enjoy traveling, football, movies, a nice restaurant and going to the theatre.

Translator:
I actually do some cool stuff but if my football team is on TV you can forget about that. Don't worry, if we go out I won't take you to McDonalds and would be willing to do "chick" stuff.

Me:
I am looking for a woman that can laugh, enjoys life and is comfortable with who she is.
Translator:
If you are uptight, a drama queen and can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror you pretty much need a therapist, not a date. Besides, if there is chemistry who doesn't want to get "lucky" ;)

Me
Hope to hear from you!!
Translator
I hope this shocked you, made you laugh or just intrigued you enough to message me.

Me:
something casual, relaxing and most important..fun!!!
Translator:
I am being noncomittal and saying something I hope "chicks" dig.