I am attracted to bright shiny objects, jump in mud puddles on the rare occasion they are available and I’m told I laugh in my sleep. A lot of my dreams are lucid. I fly in my dreams and have in real life; power and sailplanes. (Real life. Is that an oxymoron?)

I don’t bark or bite. I’m house broken, weaned (not looking for Mommy, lame) and am low maintenance.

I do a few parlor tricks; roll over, beg, sit, stay. lie down, heel and more. I’m loyal, honest, friendly and can be your best friend. When left alone I can be self-amusing.

I enjoy getting exercise; walks, playing fetch, bark parks and dog beaches; having fun with others; running and playing; and anything that has to do with balls .

I’ve got all my shots, have no parasites and don’t tend to get tangled up in things nor foolishly chase cars or my tail. I have a few allergies; inconsideration, selfishness & dishonesty.

I have a good pedigree and come with a few accessories, bowls, toys, etc and no carry on. Sorry I don’t do collar or leash well.

My only vice is a love for life.



OK if you've gotten this far you have a great sense of humor so here's my master.

I was born in Canada, grew up in a one stop light town up in Northern MN. I fell that makes me pretty normal and down to earth.

My family raised pure bread Angus cattle. We brought the first ones to North America and the US from Scotland. We had about 350 head and they all had names. My dad could quote all their pedigrees back for at least 3 or 4 generations. We always had horses and lots of dogs and cats. It was a lot of hard work.

I’ve never considered myself a cowboy though and not even the 13,000 lakes in MN made me a fisherman.

I moved to CA in the 70s after finishing college and have no plans to move back.

My intentions are to have fun and leave the world a better place. If I'm lucky, very lucky, which I usually am, find a wonderful woman and have a healthy, committed and last relationship.

It's hard to say "I want this in a woman, or I want that" because it reduces a complex human down to a few phrases. It comes down to communications, shared values, chemistry, mutual love and respect; along with patience, a willingness to give more than you get and accommodation.

There are a few things that would be nice. Sincerity, easy-going, fun-loving, romantic, kind, a sense of humor, good communication skills, intelligence and not much carry on. We all have at least some and need to be accommodating and supportive. And of course honesty, openness and integrity are not negotiable.

[b}So if you're up fore a long term committed relationship which could be you last I'd love to hear from you.

We would have fun, for sure. Beach walk, Starbucks, balloon ride, picnic, museums, dinner, dancing, movies, bike ride, miniature golf, hiking, motorcycle ride, walk around OC Market Place, golf (I’m terrible at it), parties or anything fun you can come up with.

Fun is!