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Let’s start with the facts. I’m tall and fit with brown eyes “the color of good whiskey” (a poetic young lady once told me that). I have a passion for life that seems to be rare. I’m an musician and a warrior, a thinker and a dreamer. I’m not a “stay at home” kind of man. I have a good relationship with my mom, my fingernails are clean and I'm emotionally stable. Did I mention I make GREAT popcorn!

I’d like to meet a woman that is smart, sophisticated and knows how to take good care of herself. Someone stylish with a sense of humor and irony because I’m a bit of a smart-ass. A woman that’s more than just a pretty face. Preferably one without a picture of herself in Renaissance era costume featured on her profile. Since so many people on here choose to treat this as a job as opposed to something fun and lite, you can feel free to respond the following career post and include a cover letter with your resume ;)

You will be working closely with a tall handsome professional male; you will have been
used to hands on roles in the past but are seeking something more demanding and
fulfilling. You are used to long hours and are looking to occupy several satisfying
positions which will demand all your energy. You are outgoing and carefree; you speak
your mind and appreciate others who do the same. You will not mind being called up at any time to carry out your role. In return you are offered an attractive package with many additional benefits. Job bonuses include a fitness package, regular free rides and a retirement plan to die for. Please send your contact information with a picture and tell me why you think you can fill this role.

Are you still reading this? Don’t window-shop! Send me a message and say hello. What do you have to lose?

Congratulations on making it this far..

We’ll light some candles, burn some incenses, share a bottle of wine and I’ll read to you from a book of 1000 year old erotic stories while we... Oops… That’s date number 3.