Ladies, enjoy me at my worst so you can love me at my best :)

So here are some things about me that I think are worth knowing. You might not want to know them, but they are things about me that must be accepted with the package.

First off, because I get alot of flack for this - when I drink coffee, I take it with half hot chocolate. No, it's not the same as a mocha. Oh and 2 milks so it cools faster :)
I eat peas right out of the bag. That's right, frozen.
I love to eat pasta naked and buttered up. The pasta is naked, not me :p
I eat ice cream with a fork. Out of the box.
When I eat Ben and Jerry's (the only two men in my life), I pour milk all over it (in the container) so it's super super cold mielk and gets all icy and Mmmm 3
My favorite scent is sawdust. So Home Depot would be a good place to take a walk in, especially when it rains.
I kill zombies in my free time.
Omg you can totally win my heart if you can make the perfect glass of water. It should have ice, but not be too cold. And not too watery, please :)
Some people are into champagne and caviar.. I'm more of a beer and pretzel type.
I drink milk through a licorice straw. Yummehz.
I'm crazy, but not as much as your ex gf.


Some quotes:
"I only remember the future."
"Just because I'm going to, doesn't mean I will."
"Ahh History. It takes the mystery out of life."


And I don't speak code.

HOME DEPOT I TOLD YOU!!!! :) :) :)