I'm a good looking, tall, well built, smart, well
spoken man and my chakras are in perfect alignment
with the cosmos.

I've grown tired of dealing with girls that are
boring, sexually repressed, come with a daddy
complex or are otherwise messed in the head.

Don't waste both of our time by messaging me if
you're not rich either. I'm pretty high
maintenance and need to be showered with gifts
almost constantly.