most people will read what they want to read and interpret what they want to interpret. i could probably just get away with my smile and a sugar coated profile saying all nice and appropiate things (like every other guy), but that's just not my style. i prefer to be upfront. i am a "no bull shit" kinda guy, so please don't confuse my statements with me being an a-s-s-h-o-l-e. instead, please think of me as someone who just says it like it is and will always give you the hard honest answer (period)

i am:
confident
optimistic
fun
somewhat shy at times
easy to get along with
opinionated
a happy drunk
sadly enough, not every girl's type
a hugger
not a party guy unless the occasion calls for it
very reluctant to go out with a girl that has face shots only...
not looking for quantity so i don't care if i offend anyone with my profile
a tough love kinda guy. truth hurts but you need it
not perfect
passive agressive
the guy that keeps his friends out of trouble

i have:
a job
a car
a condo
white teeth
an athletic body with a couple extra pounds
dreams
an idea of who really killed JFK

i don't:
lift weights
wear ed hardy or affliction t-shirts
ride sport bikes
drink till i puke
run long distances
smoke cigarettes
broadcast my relationships all over facebook right after meeting someone
wear aqua di gio
really care to email back and forth to get to know eachother, would rather just meet
like to save the best for last
do drugs
ask questions like, "what's a good looking girl like yourself doing on here?"
believe in the "rules of dating"

i enjoy:
laughing even for no reason. its good for you, so do more of it
swimming laps for exercise
vacationing in warm spots
driving aimlessly to discover new places
golfing with good people
drinking wine into the wee hours
wearing a suit and tie
conspiracy theories
movies of all kinds
talking about anything
treating people with kindness
baking sweet and yummy desserts
dressing up for halloween
going out to eat

i think:
looks matter
implants are overrated
talking on cell phones really is bad for you, so i try to text whenever i can
good things come to those who go after them
drugs should be legalized. its my body. i'd like to think i can pollute it as i see fit
if you're not having a good time on our date, just say the word, so we can end it and move on
most people enjoy my company

i would like to:
learn new things
go to places i have never been before
eventually be a teacher

you are:
fun to be around
not a danger to society
not into playing games with the exception of board and video.
able to hold a conversation
adventurous
willing to take chances

you have:
nice teeth
nice feet
a job
a brain
good hygiene in the right spots
your own opinions
some self control when it comes to consuming alcohol. knowing your limits is good
positive energy

you can:
laugh at yourself
put up with a nice guy
be ready in 15 minutes (not always, just when you need to)
see the good in people

i want:
a woman that can accept my flaws
a woman that wants to be put first

george michael says sex is:
natural
chemical
logical
habitual
sensual

i say it's:
good for you
fun
an important part of a relationship regardless of what anyone says

if i added you as a favorite, there are 3 ways to respond:
1. add me as a favorite
2. a quick email
3. ignore it

if i am physically not your type, i am sure i won't be able to change your mind with a dazzling email, so i would prefer to save the long dazzling emails for those who are interested.

and if you are offended by my profile, please grow up. women are always saying they want honesty, so don't be offended when you get it.

random thought:
people specifically looking for a relationship lose sight of the bigger picture. "looking for a relationship" becomes the focus instead of the person. my best friend isn't my best friend because i wanted him to be my best friend, it just happened. actually, i was only his friend because he was a year older and he had his driver's license and a car. my selfishness gave me a reason to hang out with him and now, 14 years later, i don't know what i would do without him. strange how things work out.