** creative artwork -- esp by John Langdon and by MC Escher -- incl my own

NEWS FLASH !!! It seems that I might have just recently found myself quite the lady. Not to say she and I are in a relationship as yet, but because we apparently share almost the exact same way of thinking, I can't imagine how either of us could go wrong which is to say that I'm no longer in search, sorry.

Please be kind enough to use the net instead of a hook... some of us fishies have feelings too you know :))

On the overall, I live as a spiritualist as remaining peaceful is number one. Told by almost everybody... my constant cheerfulness is very refreshing to see.

My actual name is Kirk Lawrence (KPL), as I can also be found on facebook where you could most likely see that I get along with a whole lot of people which I hope means you will know at least a few of them.

Other than that… I don’t smoke, I hardly ever consume alcohol, I keep myself rather healthy especially away from any drugs, I really don’t care for swearing, I don’t enjoy fighting, I’m not rich as of yet, I’m not religious, most of my friends are women, I refuse to be in a distant relationship, I sometimes snore during my sleep, I will never give in to adultery... and because most women find it almost impossible to trust men no matter how considerate some of us are… it’s no wonder why I’m still single, hahaha!

Oh... and just in case you were wondering... I am willing to adopt, but I mainly have this account open hoping to meet a lady who intends on NOT becoming pregnant.

As I know my description is quite lengthy, you don't need to read this all right away... it's just to make it easier for you to determine if I might be that of your preference.

DETAILS ABOUT MY PERSONAL TATTOO-LIKE LOGO: On the overall, it is of my actual name written in capital letters (KIRK)... and since I have been told a great number of times that I have quite the eye for visualizing what I do... I have implemented it with an eye. Now... if you look even more closely... you should also see that it's a picture of a fish swimming... as I am throughout the vast depths of our (POF) community... well... not exactly... just figured I'd be cute. There are a few more that I posted within facebook.

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My Dev-Ocean (a little humor)

Although there are a vast many to select out of the plenty of fish.
I just only desire one to love and share this true identity with.
So, is aGent Lemon really a gentleman? Hey... my favorite question.
Ask my many lady friends and they'd describe me as... "refreshing".

We don't need any lines what-so-ever for us to get hooked up,
Just the right signs because neither of us want to get cooked up,
Meaning that I could get reeled in with no strings attached.
And with my silly sense of humor, I seem to always get a laugh.

I could be that faithful Magna Mollusca... and that Angelfish.
Naughty... but nice, which also goes way beyond plain english.
For my heart 'shell' stay open like the waters across the ocean.
To flood her with the ultimate emotion... or at least I'd be hoping.

It'd be so shocking... she'd probably think I had been an electric eel...
... giving in to her appeal... so she would never want to forget the feel.
I won't be 'Shellfish' selfish or easily become "Jellyfish" jealous. [I just love that metaphor]
Even if she... starts acting verrry fishy... but still... never-the-less.

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Always being a gentleman... aGent Lemon... aka Secret aGent "Luvable" Lemon.
Get it? Luvable Lemon as to Double-O-Seven?

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Haha, I'm such a nerd.

There are so many people I want to sincerely thank for making me feel proud to be who I am. It still surprises me to know there are some gorgeous ladies would want somebody who doesn't look nearly as attractive, which must mean having a constant upbeat personality is what matters the most and that... at least to me... is very flattering.

If you want to "secretly" see how I am, often during Saturdays, my spot would be at Smokey Joe's located along Yonge near Sheppard. You might find me surrounded by several ladies as they're either only friends or those that I just recently met. I can only ask not to expect us to become in any way intimate until at least after 3 months... preferably 6... well... just to make certain that we're very much compatible. Thanks :^)