I am friendly to anyone:) I tend to assume the best of people ~ unless given any reasons otherwise.

I am Random ~ I think in a million different directions * I love to invent words or add suffixes to verbs and to nouns that act like verbs :) as well as steal phrases from my surroundings. I have a quick witt and a sharp tongue ~ I am NOT Polictically Correct and I love others who aren't afraid to speak outside social rules. At the same time i practice and appreciate good manners:) I don't get offended easily I love a new perspective and I love the courage to speak it :)

I choose people to be in my life that bring new ideas,things, and cultures to my world:) I am someone who continues to learn ~ I never want to become stagnant. I work to make my surroundings, as well as myself, better. I am very thankful to the Universe/ G-d for bringing people in my life who are most wonderful, positive, super intelligent friends.


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'Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.'
-- Melody Beattie
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SarahSmilingAlways

As you will notice, my resume displays several years as a professional :)
Listed below are just some of my proficient skills :
Inappropriate behavior with a side of Attention Deficit Disorder
(always Good Times -Go Strattera and alcohol!)
i also come equipt with FUN RITUAL cleaning ObsessiveCompulsiveDisorders :)
my PhD doctorine in rediculous Random Improv with the emphasis in Laughing*

when i am not in church(LOL) ............ my hobbies are robbing banks and old folks ~ ya know ~ just the standard leisure activities *

Fanatical about BATHING * EXfoliating scrubbies and yummy moisturizers, lotions and potions, also OIL of OLAY products including Vitamins ~ and PINE SOL the greatest most rewarding cleaner ever


i support Gay RIGHTs ! PRO-CHOICE !!!
and PineSol for president 2008



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ALL I AM SAYING ~ IS GIVE SOAP A CHANCE
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Fanatical Hygiene Nazi * Fanatical about BATHING * also Founder of the DO NOT STEW in your FILTH foundation based on the lost commandment THOU SHALL NOT !!! LAY TO SLEEP, swim, go shopping, go to the GYM, and most importantly THOU SHALL NOT !!! attempt any hump related activities WITHOUT BATHING FIRST and AFTER


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ALL I AM SAYING ~ IS GIVE SOAP A CHANCE
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* * * * * * * * * * * * * LASTLY * * * * * * * * * * * *

PLEASE SPAY and NEUTER your HUMANS !!!
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Stop senseless breeding ~ invest in prevention
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IUD, IUC, Implanon !!!!!!!! PREVENTION !!!!
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QUALITY not QUANTITY FOLKS (LOL) ~
just go to WalMart ~
U want more of those kids running around? Do you?
:)

laughing and talking and martini s with Xtra green olives :)