I doubt I'm going to meet the girl of my dreams on the internet. You could of course prove me wrong; indeed, please do. Am fit, funny, fiercely bright, clearly modest, and vaguely socially acceptable. Massively keen on sport, even keener on girls, I enjoy poetry yet am neither weedy nor gay; that's ****ing rare.

I'm in Afghanistan at the moment, so am utterly useless when it comes to dates, however the odd occasions I get on the internet it's always nice to have a message. That's a hint btw.

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Dinner, drinks, club. I'd lunge inappropriately. You'd probably reciprocate.