A little about me...

I like beans on toast. And playing poker. And riding my motorcycle. And writing descriptions about myself.

I'm tall for my maturity

I'm always clean...but never clean-shaven

I hate people who stereotype...but I have to admit they are good looking

I won't eat an animal unless it can breathe underwater - without using a snorkel!

I love sleep...cause sleep lets me do nothin' for like 10 hours and not get bored

Before I leave this world...I'd like to see a silverback gorilla fight a polar bear

I play guitar when I want to sing. And I sing when I want others to leave the room

Like Jesus, I can walk on water...but only when it's frozen

One of my pet peeves is when people hide things from me in places I don't think to look

My dad's black...so I was raised by a single mother

And when I have the urge I perform as a stand-up comic


Buy the weigh...

I have a pug named Baloo...so I'm actually lookin' for the 2nd love of my life. Hopefully someone "down to Earth"...so astronauts need not apply!

Let's do this...