What should one say about them self on a slab of internet marble to entice others to speak to them? I am not 100% sure this thing is even on, and I bet the tip of my chisel is past dull, and the pencil has no lead.

I could tell you what I have done in the past, but that would be something you may not like to hear, or even believe.

I could tell you what a stand up dude I am, but you probably won't listen.

I could listen to you talk for hours, but you probably won't hear me.

I could tell you my pics aren't the greatest and maybe I am better in 3D, rather than 2D, but you've already made up your mind.

So all I can really say is that if your fingers contain the where-with-all, and your mind doesn't stop just because you cross the county line, then slide a little closer, and maybe I won't have to say a word and still keep your attention.

Bumps in the road aren't there to be avoided.

I get it. People are just "too good" to respond to others and don't want to sully their good name by replying to us commoners. We don't quite look the part of whatever ever fallacy their mind has already lead them to believe, and instead of taking the time to get to know someone, to actually put them self out there, they already know they're better than this.

Welcome to the Internet, where you too are probably better than everyone else!

Might as well get naked to go ahead and get that over with.