OK, this is right off the top of my head, and in no particular order: I grew up in California, and moved to Charlotte due to my father's health. I don't dance. Don't ask me. I DON'T think Ross and Rachel were on a break. I hAtE pEoPlE wHo TyPe LiKe ThIs. I have never voted for a Republican in my life. I love the smell of vanilla. For a short time in 3rd grade I was known around the schoolyard as Mr. Stinky Pants. (Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that one.) I have my own public library card, and I'm not afraid to use it. If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me. I may not be all that proud of it, but, yes, I was in Hands Across America! I make the county's best lasagna (you probably read about it in the Charlotte Observer or the Fort Mill Times). I do like music, but odds are my radio is tuned to NPR. I don't care for country music, and would rather have a long, painful root canal than watch a NASCAR race. I enjoy giggling incessantly, watching dimwitted types attempt to extract themselves from exceedingly awkward situations, and, on rare occasions, seeing people run for their lives.

Miniature golf. The classics never go out of style.