I'm a proud condo owner, I can now complain about the cost of electricity and property taxes. I take bugs outside to set them free. I do all my laundry in one big load. I sleep with the blanket over my head. I owned My Little Pony pajamas as a child, I have no idea why my Dad didn't stop this. Why did I just tell you that?! I eat Sponge Bob chewable vitamins. Did you know adults only need one?! I KNOW!

I also have a real soft spot for animals, they just seem to naturally gravitate toward me. Maybe it's because I'm house-broken, good with children, non-shedding, and love a good frolic in the park. Did I mention I smell good too?

Between boxing a few times a week and hanging with friends, to unwind I like to listen to some music. Of course, there's nothing like snowboarding on Mt. Washington a couple times a year to really get my adrenaline pumping. Although I like working out, I'm not a fan of running. If you are a runner and want a better workout, I'll get my roller-blades on and you can pull me.

I'm a lot like Indiana Jones in that I love exploring the mysteries of life. In recent years I’ve been to Germany, Hawaii, and explored ancient Mayan ruins in Mexico. I’m hoping to explore more of the world in the near future; South Africa, Egypt, and Thailand.

I'd rather be with a woman who has big dreams and no money, than a woman with no dreams and big money. I would appreciate a mature woman who hasn't forgotten what it's like to be a girl.

Ultimately, I want someone to slap my ass while I wash the dishes, grow old and wear matching track suits together. Someone who makes me feel like ninja butterflies are fighting in my stomach. I honestly believe that true beauty lies in the imperfection, maybe it's a button nose, or a crooked smile. I find that a woman who is comfortable in her own skin and isn't afraid to expose her flaws, to be very attractive.

I prefer to call the first date a meet and greet. Dating is when there is already a spark - meet and greet is to determine if either one of us pick our nose at the table.

For our first date we will go on an elephant ride, you'll wear a nuns outfit and I'll wear a priests outfit, and we'll make-out in front of everybody!