I didn’t know what to put down for my "body type" description. I was going to put "athletic" but then I realized I’m built like a professional bowler—which technically is an athlete... well sort of. A few extra pounds just made me seem a bit chunky so I stuck with average. I figured that you could probably get the gist from my pictures.

I can’t dance… I mean at all…. I lost my rhythm in a horrible break-dancing accident when I was 9. Maybe you read about it in the papers? The crotch of my child-sized MC Hammer pants got caught up around my head and I fatally fractured my rhythm and sense of coordination. It was tragic, but then again, so were those pants.

I love all kinds of music but I seem to prefer Alternative and Indy rock. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Most Indy rock bands suck and sound like that neighbor kid’s garage band that only plays Vanilla Ice cover songs”. Well, you’re right. But every now and then there are some really good bands out there and I like to follow them from the beginning. Besides, I like going to concerts and Indy bands are cheaper and give me something to do on a Tuesday night.

I love to travel. I have seen 30 states in the US and have been to Europe twice. I’ve seen 16 countries and I love seeing how other people live. I am currently trying to learn German and Italian at the same time. Its not easy but Italian is similar to Spanish so I think I’ll be alright. I love all things German (except for, you know, that whole 1932 to 1945 thing) and I love to fly.

I'm left handed and I usually don’t notice just how inconvenient it is until I reach for a pair of scissors. Wrapping birthday presents is about as hard for me as the SAT's were for Jessica Simpson. That’s about when I realize just how crappy it is to be a part of that 10% of our population that is expected to die sooner.

I started a martial arts class about a year ago and came up with the following mathematical equation.

Being horribly out of shape + being a smoker = getting my ass kicked by a 12 year old girl.

Any questions? Because I sure as hell did. Like why is my only arch nemesis 4'11 and 98 lbs? What kind of stupid crap did I pull when I was younger for Karma to pay me back with that one? I figured it was the smoking that was holding me back so I decided to quit. I still bum one or two off my friends, but its pretty rare and its usually only when I have a beer, which is also rare these days. You can judge me as “just another smoker” if you want to and decide not to date me. I don’t mind and I realize we all have our deal breakers.

So the following are just a few observations I've made since I joined this site: If you are that girl that only has five pictures posted on this site and four of them are close-up shots of your tattoos and nothing else... I think you're lame. Its not that I don’t like tatts or anything. But you know how some guys look like total douche bags when they post pictures of themselves standing in front of the mirror with their shirts off? Well, your "close-up" photo of some tattoo located on an unidentifiable part of your body is the female equivalent to the douche bag photo. One or two pics of your tatt... Cool. If all your pics are of that cute butterfly you got on your wrist... You're lame. Sorry, but someone had to tell you.

Also, if you misspell every other word and try to write it "LiKe ThIs CuZ U ThInK It Lo0kS aLL GaNgStA N DoPe As FaWk"... You are a retard.

Oh one more thing. If you see that I checked out your profile and never wrote anything. It doesnt mean that I was not interested, its just that I refuse to send an e-mail if I dont have anything clever to say. Sometimes I think about it for a while before I finally send a message. Happy Fishing.... Jeremy

First dates are always so awkward. So I say we keep it simple. Dinner, a drink, then we take a nice drive to Mexico to watch a midget knife fight. You know, something traditional like that. No surprises. Or we could just meet up for a cup of coffee to see if we even like each other. Either way, works for me.