I grew up as a poor black child on the Mississippi Delta, son of a hard working turd farmer. My childhood was typical though... summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten. That probably explains a lot. Tragically, I suffered from late onset albinoism and am now the pale white visage you see before you.

These days, I'm kinda boring. No crazy ex-gfs or creditors chasing me, no arrest warrants to speak of, and no kids... that I know about (giggity). I'm even a wonderful humanitarian with my multiple awards for public service. And by 'awards', I mean citations. And by 'public service', I mean public nudity.

To add a modicum of substance to this though, I will say that I'm close with my family, have a liberal/cynical slant on the world in general, very independent, and I'm a pretty laid back guy. Also, odd words like 'modicum' pop up in my head occasionally. I'm kinda easy to please too... I must be if I'm killing time online here. But hey, don't take my word for it...

"He's as friendly as a kitten on ecstasy, minus the fur and glowstick."
--Cat Fancy

"I'd come out of hiding for him."
--Anne Frank

"Me love you long time."
--My Last Date


Feel free to shoot me a msg if you're an intelligent, adventurous, spontaneous type who can put up with a sarcastic sense of humor and wants a new friend with an option of LTR if things go down that road. If you fail that test, I'll also accept circus freaks, competitive eating champs, anyone with superpowers I can exploit, and if you're Amish... cause I know you're a rebel.

First meeting, or first date? A first meeting ought to be pretty relaxed, maybe just meeting up for a drink/coffee to talk a little and get a feel for the other person.

A first date though should involve a little fun and plenty of time for conversation... a round of mini-golf, going to a theme park, playing wal-mart bingo, who knows.