Real Scotsman, left home in 96 to travel the world playing Rugby,settled in Canada a year later.

Born and bred in Edinburgh,hopefully explains the sense of humour,the ability to find amusement in everything in scottish life is key to survival ! When it rains every day and your natural colour is blue you gotta see the funny side.

"Drawn by the undertow,
My life is out of control,
I believe this wave will bear my weight
So let it flow"

My favourite lyrics, i read it as take that chance,trust your instinct and have no regrets.

Ok enough of the "deep me" ! . Although i am a deep thinker, how "deep" would oceans be if there wasnt any sponges......

Outgoing,athletic,smart (but hide it really well....),over-educated (I know Monogamy is more than just a beautiful reddish hardwood..) looking to meet a fun,outgoing, vivacious lady for hangout/dating/engagement/kids/marriage/divorce,love zany "slightly out there" types within reason ,however i will not pay ransoms for kidnapped pets...

Where have all the good women gone ?, i long for an old fashioned type who will open the car door for me,fend off the advances of a bevvy of amorous beauties and leave the toilet seat up when she is finished...

I Play rugby,golf,indoor soccer and work out at the gym 3 times a week.Crosswords, non fiction,chess, scrabble and travel are amongst a long list of other distractions.

Gainfully employed,love music,have 100's of movies and can cook pretty much anything as long as i have "tunes" and a beer while workin in the kitchen.

Not really religious my one misgiving/challenge to the authenticity of the bible would be "Where did Noah safely store the woodpeckers on the Ark....

Debt free,no criminal record (yet) and believe in making your own destiny.Get busy livin or get busy dyin !! i am 41 til xmas day 2009.

My sense of humour is best summed up in the following "tall tale" (Never let the truth ruin a good story !).

A friend of mine asked the best way to impress the ladies on the beach on a foreign holiday ?. "Stick a potato down your swimming trunks" i retorted, omitting "the front" from my reply........

If you add me as a fave then plz message me, if i dont reply i mean no offence,i just dont think we are suited.


Did you know, "Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts salt water to fresh water"....making them a useful but highly unlikely ally if trapped on a desert island....

Quick drink,Coffee Wine or beer to determine if there is a "spark".

A real date thereafter if agreeable would be Dinner.

No point in going Bungee jumping, if you dont like the person you may wish that rope was 10 foot longer....