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Never trust a Teddy that still sleeps with a grown man
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Profession Circus Elephant
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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About Me
Hate talking about myself....I tend to just ramble Intrieging and mysterious... Very shy at first Told I'm very Attractive, sexy sensual, and romantic..but will never admit it Attentative and affectionate, but far from clingy Have to keep reminding myself to breathe.. Entremely independent... Possibly too much at times Total sucker for a pretty smile and a girl with glasses.. But glasses aren't a requirement Educated and Intelligent but more enjoy pretending to be stupid. Only games I will play are the ones with prizes Somewhat Opinionated but remain entirely open minded. Laid back and easy going.... SO easy to please.......Grateful for everything. Can enjoy ANYTHING if the company is right Quietly Confident and completely humble..... FAR from arrogant. Quick witted, sarcastic, and self depricating, and sometimes perverted sense of humor... PLEASE be able to take a joke!! Non-conforming. Hate the rules of life society tries to force upon us and will beat to my own drum no matter how much crap I get for it Don't think of the glass half full or half empty.. Think whose been drinking my damn sangria?? HUGE heart and even bigger spirit. Feel you never really know what someone's like until you actually meet and interact with someone...but to get there you have to actually take a chance. And Life is too short not to take chances and forever wonder what might have been I still wet the bed.. I'm kidding, I'm kidding!! I wear a diaper.. Knows deep down that with time and patience will be the best thing to ever happen to you. Don't give a s••t if I finish last. What matters is who I finish with
If I view your profile, but don't message you, it doesn't mean I'm not interested. I'm just all out of cheesy pickup lines at the moment.
And if your the type to delete a person's message without either reading it or even looking at their profile, then what's the point of even being on here??
First Date
Midget mud wrestling, a****fight, holding up a liquer store..... Something simple and relaxed. The less it feels like an interview, the better
Mail Settings (To message white-trash you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Female Age between 23 and 38 Live within 75 miles.
white-trash has 2 roses that can be sent.
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