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I've been watching the weather for CO. I bet you're not buying into all of that Al Gore's global warming right about now, are you? LOL

OK, I guess I need to append this to save time for us all. If you voted for Obama in the last election, and feel that his policies and vision for America are great, then please pass me by. If you did vote for him and now feel betrayed, then there's still hope and we can talk!

Next, all the die-hard golfers should probably pass me by too. Why would you be living in one of God's most beautiful places on earth, and elect to spend hours and hours of your precious life chasing a little white ball around ... UNLESS YOU ARE OF THE MINDSET TO DO IT IN A BEER/VINO LOADED GOLF CART !!! LOL Since you can't drive a beer/golf cart on a Tennis court, and basically you're still chasing around a ball (albeit a bigger fuzzier ball), your best bet would be to pass me by if you need a partner for your tennis addiction.

... and to also get one more thing off my chest, I don't think most of the women on this site who are looking for a "nice guy" would even know a nice guy even if they were reading his profile right now!!! :)

With that said, you may enter THE PROFILE!!! ...... and btw, I reply to EVERY email!!!

I am a man who prefers Pepsi over Coke (pretty radical, huh), and I LOVE mustard flavored pretzels !!! If you do too, then we need to talk, seriously!!! :)

Watching movies is a favorite pasttime when I have time to relax (which is just about never, but I do like to get into a routine of watching a nightly sitcom or two.) I am always doing SOMETHING! I am not into watching sports on TV, except maybe during the olympics or at the end of football season, and would like a partner who also wouldnt veg out in front of the tube. (Unless you are holding a big bowl of popcorn, and are willing to share.) I like most all types of music (except hip-hop, rap, and most gospel.) Sounds of nature, especially thunderstorms and babbling brooks, celtic, and classical music are at the top of the list.

I entertain myself on the computer at times, or watchign a good smashup at the racetrack or a brawl at a hockey game. I am a handyman, and have been doing a lot of remodeling lately on my own place and for friends. (Demolishing old stuff to build something new is great!) I am a historical buff of medieval history (GO CHIVALRY), and WW2 history so we can learn from our mistakes. I could see myself living in a castle someday polishing my coat of armour. The cosmos is also an area of interest and love looking at the heavens.

I would like to find someone who is up front, not afraid to speak her mind, low maintenance, and leans towards the conservative side of lifestyle and politics. I am not into tatoos, nor all the body piercings, biker babes, or daredevil types. (But that wouldnt exclude you from being a close friend, just not my soulmate.) I would like to find a travel companion to learn and explore with (and perhaps get lost with). And lets not forget she should be able to handle Bubblebaths with Candles, Music, and Wine! Or a lotioned massage!

At present I reside outside of Palm Springs, CA, but am looking to relocate to the Colorado region, southern Idaho or western Montana areas. (Still looking for my dingo boots, and leather jacket that I wore while living in Las Vegas.)

One lofty goal, besides finding a good lady to spend quality time with, is to learn how to fly a helicopter some day. But for now, I'll keep my feet on the ground and see what nature in the mountains has to offer. I have recently closed my computer repair and retail sales business, and may reopen up again, whereever that may be. It would be nice to have someone that shares in the business spirit, maybe even with like interests, but it's not required. Some friends have told me my calling is a stand up comedian, but I'm a bit gunshy for that. I have been the cause of many sore sides and peed-in panties from laughter. You're definitely not going to have a dull moment. And the first woman to get me on a horse, should probably have a video camera to send in the video to Americas Funniest Videos, because I am sure she will have the winning footage! (I was once thrown from a horse when I was really young, but my momma told me, the best thing to do is to get right back on. So I brushed myself off, and put another quarter in the Carousel outside the K-mart. Since then I am a little horse shy.)

If you notice the long hair, that was a recent experiment suggested by a friend, and has only lately been an asset on construction jobs protecting my neck from the sun's rays. It can come off at any time if not liked. With or without it, I dont look anywhere near my age. I was still being carded until about 7 years ago. Go figure! Am still waiting for my first serious facial wrinkle. I was in the deep freeze of northern Minnesota for many many years, that's why!

Now for anyone who is stary-eyed, I have a Leo moon trine my Saggie sun, and I have a Scorpio ascendent with Mars rising in Scorpio. Are you too scared off to send me a message? :)

If you pass me by, good luck in your fishing, and thank you for stopping and taking the time to read this. And there is no charge for reading any misspellings or grammatical erros contained herein. Those are on the house!

An outdoor picnic in the mountains, next to a lake, with all the goodies. Or an evening out at the mini golf course! Maybe Bowling and beer is your cup of tea? (I should say that I can be competitive. I have been known to bowl into a triple digit score from time to time... so you've been warned!!!) Or just a simple coffee and danish. I'm very flexible, and let the lady set the pace of things that she is comfortable with.