Plenty of Fish! Where unreliable women seek out unreliable men and complain and how unreliable they are.
Hello and ho ho ho,
I'm hardworking, intelligent, creative, chivalrous, caring and thoughtful. I love food, entertaining & circuit training, hate rude or disrespectul people, liver and vodka.
Well, another year gone and nothing has changed. I've done a fair old bit of the old internet dating stuff and here is my conclusion:
INTERNET DATING DOESN'T WORK!!
It doesn't work because of two factors - 1. MEN and 2. WOMEN
Men ruin dating because on this site, they are nothing but dogs. They say what whatever needs to be said so they can have sex with as many women as possible.
Women ruin dating because they listen to this bull5hit and start to believe it. Ordinary, nice, likeable women become pouty divas in the blink of an eye. Or worse, they act like a child in a sweetshop - lots of goodies and want the lot.
Let's face it, in pubs/clubs etc, you see someone you fancy, chat to them and slowly find out details about them. On here, you find out the details first and dismiss people based on those details - too old, too short, too far away etc. When would you do that in a pub? "Hey, how old are you?" You wouldn't. This isn't dating, it's shopping.
Girls - wise up, read and inwardly digest:
If you are on the favourites list of someone with no pic - it might be because he doesn't want his wife to find out what he's up to.
If you are inundated with e-mails from a man half your age with a sexy smile and a sixpack, it's because you are the most gorgeous, desireable woman on here and he wants to marry you. Honest.
So anyway. I'm looking for a bit of chat/banter if anyone's interested. The nearer the better.
Before I go, me and my boys were listening to a news programme last month which announced that Carla Bruni, wife of French President Nicholas Sarkozy, did not believe in monogamy.
"what's that?" asked my 13 year old.
"It's being married to only one person." says I.
"Oh." says he, "I thought it was a type of wood."
My youngest was watching England play on the telly.
"Daaaaaaaad"
"Yes?"
"Are Joe Cole and Ashley Cole brothers?"
The eldest was watching the History Channel with his brother one day.
"Dad, did you know that Churchill nearly got shot in World War 2?"
"What?" Cries the youngest "Is the dog dead?"
When my youngest was about 4, we were in Sainsbury's looking at some lovely bright orange Salmon fillets.
"Dad," says he, "Look - it's Nemo, he's dead."
When the eldest was 2, we were watching telly and I said a rude word. His mum immediately told me off:
"Don't say things like that in front of him, he'll repeat it!"
"Nonsnse!" says I.
The boy looks up and me, grins and says "Bollocks"
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a man goes into the Doctors and very loudly announces he thinks he's going deaf.
The Doctor looks up and says, "Can you describe the symptoms?
"Yes," replies the man. "Homer's the fat bald one and Marge has got Blue hair."
I'm waiting . . . . . . . .
ps What have you girls got against Activity Partners? It means looking for someone to play tennis, squash or bridge with. You DO have over-active minds, don't you?
pps It's not a crime for the ladies to lie about their age - a couple of years maybe, but if you're going to knock TEN years off, then you really need to take your picture down!
ppps I went to my Summer Formal last night with what turned out to be the psycho-**** date from hell. (For nutter, add alcohol) Lesson learned: very attractive young women are not neccesarily ideal companions.
pppps For the hard of thinking, I am not an angry woman hater - just a tongue in cheek observer of the fair sex with a hint of naughtiness!
ppppps Interesting thesis came out at Uni today! People who run from destructive relationships are highly likely to return to the abusive partner OR find someone else with similar controlling tendencies. No matter how nice and respectfully the interim partner treats them, the overpowering guilt will drive them back into the circle of destruction from whence they came.
pppppps My "Oh Dear of the Year" Trophy for insincerity, insult to genuine love seekers, unnecessary smut and general diva demandiness is shared. Joint winners are littlemisshaha and wildlittlestar. Check them out!
pppppppps I have been educated! A first meeting is NOT a date, nooooo - apparently it is an "introduction" and doesn't count!
ppppppppps Just so there's no confusion, if you put a cigarette in your mouth, light it and suck smoke out of it regularly, whether it be once a day, once a week or once a month, you are a SMOKER! Just because you hadn't smoked the day you write your profile, or your Mum thinks you've given up, doesn't make you a non-smoker! Oh and the other difference is that you don't do nice kisses. Bad.
ppppppppppps I am giving my picture a PG rating. I was exchanging e-mails with SON4YA last week and I sent her my picture. Next thing, she'd deleted all my e-mails and I haven't heard a thing since! Scary old me.
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