I'm going to be blunt here just for my sake, and possibly yours...

Think of this as my "no creepy guys" or "don't be old enough to be my father" statement a lot of you ladies enjoy using.

I'm not into bbw's or chubby gals. I'm NOT trying to be a d!ck but I'd rather not waste anyone's time...and I feel really bad ignoring people.

Deal? deal. OK. Now that that's out of the way....

I'm not really good at the rest of this stuff, which seems to be the common factor among all of us. I mean, we all look at the pictures first and decide from there anyways...right?

I'm a pretty modest person and talking about myself is rather awkward for me. Don't perceive that as a lack of self assuredness (is this even a word) or confidence though. I just prefer to be inquisitive about others goings-on rather than my own.

If you'd like to know anything, there's a million things to tell, and in no order, so it's easier to just drop me a line and go from there. I will say I've had a fun and pretty interesting life up until now and don't intend to stop.

I was born in St. Louis, became a man in Boston, and am now back in STL for the time being. I definitely have the East Coast pace ingrained and act as such when necessary. I'm very punctual and don't "dilly dally" when sh*tneeds to get done...the rest of the time...*shrug*..anything goes.

Anyways, I turn wrenches during the day for one of the coolest/greenest car companies on the planet and enjoy going to work every morning. It's kinda depressing how mechanics still have such a prejudice against them. We can still be educated, artistic, cultured, cool, normal people! We're not all greasemonkeyretardedgasolinesoakedthieves. Honest!

Even though I love cars, they're usually the last thing I feel like touching when I'm off the clock or on a weekend. That will change when I'm in a position to start my own project that I can do on my schedule and no one elses.

I do however love working around the house, in the yard, etc. Now that I'm in an Apt...I don't get to do that often.

I have the most awesome dog I've raised from a 9wk old pup - she's 10 this year.

I am a Red Sox fan. Deal with it! Although it's a mother f'r to get the games here...I even have NESN and they black them out! Argh! Don't worry though, I still root for the Cards too ;)

If you're not a sarcastic, laid back, cynical person...or can't at least appreciate the humor in all of it...you may not get me. I'm not the type to crack a joke and look at you for a response. It's said, it's done, and I probably won't repeat or explain if you go "what?"