I'm a writer, a sometime teacher and my favoirite subjects for conversation are politics and religion. I've raised horses, been a ski bum, run for Congress, written books and scripts and comics, planted trees and raised a couple of kids.
Listen: I'm not a fan of bumper-sticker philosophy, but I saw this one that made me laugh out loud so I bought a few and put one on my car. It said, "Republicans for Voldemort." Perfect expression, I thought: reasonable people would get the joke and people disconnected from the culture and their intellects would think I'm one of them and not be tempted to egg my car. So I got cut off one day in traffic by a guy in a truck when I was trying to make a left turn. I got out of my lane, pulled in front of the car in front of him, signalled and moved back into the turn lane. And as I was stopped for the turn and the truck went by the driver yelled back, "Stupid Republican!" and I said "Yes! Yes! I'm an idiot Republican who wants an evil wizard for my congressman or assemblymen or something." That's how I learned that everyone who agrees with me isn't necessarily an intellectual giant. Makes you properly humble, right?
It's time ... it's time ... oh get in touch, would you?

I'd like to meet a woman who genuinely likes men, because I really like women. Given that, it doesn't really matter what we do. Coffee is good. So is dinner. So is a movie. I'm a big fan of all those things -- especially with the right company.

What's really important -- more important than what we do -- is a well developed sense of irony. Probably the most interesting woman in any given room, I think, is the one sitting quietly in the corner grinning over a joke she just told herself. That's who I'm looking for.