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Chrissyismessiah The Piranha: DunDunDun
City
Reading Pennsylvania
Sign
Virgo
Height
< 5' (< 152 cm)
Age
25 year old Woman
Smoker?
Often
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Black hair
Body Type
A Few Extra Pounds
Religion
Non-Religious
My big ass head.
dating
                
 
 
I am Seeking a
Man
For
Friends

Do you drink?
No
Marital Status
Single
Profession
Future world dictator. :D
Smarts
N/A
Do you want children?
Does not want children
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
Yes
Do you have a car?
No
 
Interests
Missa franky SinatraFamilyLife
WritingBusinessGambling
DancingMusicBasketball
FootballBoxingMuseums
crazy peopleVideo gamesPhysics
AstronomyPiano
About Me
First, lemme jus' say this, I ain't lookin' for love or your super great cuddling sessions. Seriously, I don't cuddle and I won't write you poems or spend hours talking about how I feel. I jus' got out of a three year relationship with my crazy ass baby dad - i'm chillen. If things happen, they happen. I jus' like to chill and have fun. Haha. And seriously two things, if you don't have much to offer upstairs in that head of yours - go on with your bad self, i'd rather talk to the wall instead - unless you are seriously gorgeous, I don't care what comes outta ya mouth. Second, if you one of them sweet boys - you know who you are, too, pookie - don't bother. If I wanted a b*tch, i'd get one with tits.

I can't live without music, it keeps my head right. If you don't know who some of
these people are, i'll probably drive you crazy. I like it loud and constant.

- Camron, Sheek Louch, Duffy, Beanie Sigel, Method Man, Biggie, Etta
James, Styles p, Jae Hood, Jadakiss, Wu tang, Colbie Caillat, Eminem
Aventura, Sublime, Frank Sinatra,old school Michael Jackson, Nas, Johnny cash,
a lot of R&B, soul, and oldies.

I LOVE exotic men. I like tattoos and piercings. I like aggressive and crazy, people with drive and courage. I can't stand whining or people who are indecisive. Like they say, go hard or go home. I act like an ass 75% of the time - I can be obnoxious, loud, egotistical, I curse like there's no tomorrow, and I ain't apologetic about it. If you're uptight, i'll probably scare you. Hahaha. And please don't write me telling me I look down to earth! I don't take that as a compliment. I'm -not- that ordinary. :D I prefer being out of this world. Word. Hahaha. I love to laugh and jus' bug out, life is too short to waste worrying about tomorrow when you're blessed with today.

P.S. I am now a dyke, i'm too dumb, and I have NO respect.
P.S.S. If you are a douchebag - please refrain from writing me as I will probably
make you throw a tantrum and wet yourself. Veni, vidi, vici!

From: slipsixx32 (View Profile)
Subject: Yeah, your too ****in dumb!!
you need to grow up and have a little bit of respect. If you dont want men looking at you than maybe you should be a dike, this aint the site where people treat each others like ***holes. So if you don't have anything good to say, don't ever write me again. Please thanx!

First Date
Hahaha. I'm not the romantic type nor am I fancy. I like me some taco bell..ya know? I'm a homebody. I just like to chill. No drama, no fancy bs..back to the basics.
Hahaha. You know what I find funny? When people actually describe a whole date and they ain't even have a car. Seriously..you got a bicycle built for two?


P.S.
If you see me looking at your page a lot, i'm not stalking you. Sometimes I forget I looked, am showing my sister something, or find something on it funny, or I AM indeed stalking you...well..whatever.

Chrissyismessiah has 2 roses that can be sent.

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