HI, I am a passionate, romantic, adventerous and NOT YUCKY, male. I am seeking a sweet, affectionate female. are you out there?

I am drama free, please be drama free as well.
If you think you might be interested, why not send me an email? Whats the worst that could happen?

about me:
I play piano, drums and guitar
I cant sing
I am very affectionate
I always say what I am thinking
I have a very twisted sense of humor
I think that next to rosetta stone, walmart is the next best place to learn a foreign language
I think that Pineapple does NOT belong on a pizza
I dont like scary movies
My favorite color is Green
I have a weakness for a beautiful smile, soft lips, milk duds, beef jerkey and pretzels ( in no particular order)
I have never danced sober ( and probably never will)

A couple simple things your should know...
My partner must be very affectionate and adventerous our we probably wont be a very good fit.
If your only intention is online texting or pen pals, I am not the guy for you.

ok... so I just got this email from a woman who clearly hated my profile. Mind you, she didn't want to talk to me but here is what she said
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Hi

I know we have talked before, but your profile is screaming for help. You have to change your user name. Right off the bat, you seem hurt because some idiot called you that name. Women like men with confidence. The "I'm not yucky" is so negative, that women would run from that. Get rid of that and your first sentence. Also, for you to not be sober when you dance, leads a woman to think, great, he's drunk as a skunk. He's an alcoholic, or he isn't comfortable in his own skin and can't handle being silly while being sober.
Confidence, confidence.
Everything that reeks of negativity. "I can't sing." (negative)My partner must be very affectionate and adventerous our we probably wont be a very good fit. (negative)
If your only intention is online texting or pen pals, I am not the guy for you. (negative)
How about positive,
"I can sing, but it's just off key!
I love a woman that is very affectionate and adventerous
Texting or penpals is used if I'm on a deserted island and my battery is going dead or for my sister. I want to find my best friend."
Do you like animals? You don't like movies that are scary. (negative) How about "I love comeday/action movies. Nothing like sharing a good tub of popcorn with the right person. Okay, scary movies, you hold the popcorn, because I just might get startled and the popcorn will fly." You need to be positive.
and change the age! you should have 29 to whatever. Like what would you do with an UNDERAGED girl???? Leaves women thinking that, too.
It is only to help and not mean't to be hurtful
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now... here is her profile text.......

I lost my voice due to whispering to many men who I tried to tell the secret to my heart. They just were oblivious to what I had to say. Can you imagine that I give you the secret knowledge that unlocks the key, and you, in turn, respond with your words of wisdom by replying, "WTF???" And I whispered back, "Douche bag says 'what.'" lol

I love passing wind and blaming it on the dog. oops, I have no dog. My favorite food is beans, broccoli and cauliflower. I tend to have man hands. My friend "Jerry" doesn't like man hands. hehehe Okay, most of the profiles on here are a bunch of bullshi*t. I've done the online dating, and it is as scary as hell. Lots of liars, cheaters, drug takers, and it's like, "why waste my time." I'm only going to find out. Just do both of us a favor and don't waste our time. Just pass me by.
Seriously, all kidding aside, I want what everyone wants. I want to love and be loved, find my bestfriend and live happily ever after. And fellas, Im honest and faithful and fun! Don't waste my time.... ( so.. who's profile is more negative) haha