OK YOUVE BEEN WARNED! JUST LIKE 9 OUT OF 10 DENTISTS RECOMMEND CHEWING WRIGLEYS GUM.9 OUT OF 10 WOMEN SAY IM A GOOD GUY NOT A FREAKIN BUM.NO IM NOT 6'4,MAKE 500K OR HUNG LIKE GODZILLAS BROTHER.IM 5'8 MAKE 45K AND HUNG LIKE A SEA MONKEY.I AM A NICE CONSIDERATE,THOUGHTFUL GIVING WEIRDO.IM ROMANTIC BETWEEN 7:00PM.AND 11:30PM. EASTERN TIME ON THE FIRST DAY OF EACH MONTH.WELL NOT EACH MONTH.BUT ALWAYS ON A FULL MOON ON THE 1ST OF THE MONTH.WAIT UNLESS AMERICAN IDOL IS ON.IF NOT IM THE KING OF ROMANCE.I HAVE PLENTY OF BLOW UP DOLLS FOR REFERANCES.THEY SAID IM VARY GENEROUS WITH GIVEING THEM SUFFCIENT AIR PRESSURE.THEY"LL TELL YOU THERE IS ALOT OF STATIC ELECTRICITY BETWEEN US.THATS BECAUSE I DONT SHAVE MY BACK AND THEY END UP STICKING TO MY BACK.(SAY WHAT!)WELL I GUESS YOU CANT TELL FROM MY ANCIENT PICTURE THAT IM A BODYBUILDER.YES ITS TRUE!I PUT TOGETHER MANIKINS AT SEARS DEPARTMENT STORES DA!WHY ARE MY PICTURES OUT TO DATE IM ALWAYS ASKED.I HAVENT CAUGHT UP TO MODERN TECHNOLOGY,I JUST BOUGHT A COMPUTER LAST YEAR.UP TILL THEN I WAS USEING A ETCHERSKETCH.BUT FOR THE PICTURE I WAS 32 THERE,I THINK THERES MORE PICTURES OF BIGFOOT THEN THERE ARE OF ME.ILL GIVE YOU A TIP,IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT YOU SEE FROM THAT PIC.YOU MIGHT AS WELL MOVE ON,CAUSE I HAVENT GOTTEN ANY BETTER WITH AGE SISTER!BUT IT WAS NICE FOR YOU TO STOP BY.BUT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO HOLD DOWN THERE FOOD PLEASE CONTINUE.BELIEVE IT OR NOT IVE NEVER TAKEN ANY DRUGS,BUT HAVE EXPERIMENTED WITH FLINTSTONE VITAMENS.IM NOT JUDGEMENTAL AND IM VARY UNDERSTANDING,AS YOU CAN SEE IM A LITTLE SILLY.BUT I AM CONSIDERED FUNNY SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD.ANYWAY IM HERE HOPEING TO FIND A SPECIAL LADY.(NOT A LITTLE YELLOW BUS SPECIAL)BUT ONE WHO BELIEVES THAT LOVE MEANS BEING CONSIDERATE,KIND,GIVEING,ETC.AND TO MAKE EACH OTHERS DAYS THERE BEST DAYS EVER.IM NOT LOOKINGFOR A WOMEN TO CHANGE ME.I JUST GOT OUT OF DIAPERS LAST MONTH,SO I SHOULDNT NEED CHANGEING FOR ATLEAST ANOTHER 2 YEARS.LOL!BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.I DONT WANT TO CHANGE MY HAIRSTYLE,CLOTHING,WHAT I EAT,OR HOW I INSTALL THE TOILET PAPER.ETC.I WANT TO BE APPRECIATED FOR WHO I AM.I WILL ALWAYS GIVE YOU THAT RESPECT.I DONT MIND IF YOU JUST LIKE TO SAY HI.I DONT KNOW WHY PEOPLE HAVE TO BE RUDE ON HERE.AND I LOOK AT IT THAT THE MORE FREINDS YOU HAVE THE BETTER.BUT AM LOOKING TO BE VARY CLOSE WITH SOMEONE SPECIAL.PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SAY HELLO IF YOU LIKE.BEST WISHES TO ALL.

I LIKE TO DO BASIC THINGS ON A FIRST DATE.MOVIES,DINNER,SIT BY THE BEACH AND TALK,COMEDY CLUBS,ANYWHERE YOU CAN GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.