I sit on my couch drinking a glass of wine watching So You Think You Can Dance and suddenly it hits me... I DO think I can dance!... Once I came to and put some ice on my possible concussion I realized Im much better at drinking wine and sitting on the couch.

So now here I sit wondering what CAN I do to impress people? To draw attention? The answer? JUGGLE FIRE! Erm... Maybe I should just be me.

So who is this me?

Well, Me listens to bad 90's music! Jesus Jones? Marky Mark? Technotronic? My poor Ipod keeps trying to run back to Apple. Ha HA Ipod you have no legs!

Me is a Mom! My house is full of toys and tiny clothes. Sometimes I take out my daughters little people and pretend Im a giant.

Me is a joker! I dont like to take life too seriously. I think if I did it might cause some kind of natural disaster.

Me is the ear! I am the adviser, comforter, the shoulder to lean on, but I dont like to talk about me. I tend to bottle and supress, just one of my many flaws. If youre looking for perfection, you wont find it here.

Here are a few quicker random things about Me...

1. I hate socks. I would live in flip flops if I didnt live in Canada
2. My hair doesnt grow longer, it grows bigger.
3. Eventually I plan on replacing all of my home wall decor with paintings by Raven Chopowick
4. I have a sunglass obsession, but its only because I lose them so often
5. I dance randomly and often.... but not well
6. I have a serious hate for pop music that blatantly samples other songs.
7. I drive a mini van... yes Im just that cool
8. My daughters first words were boo and poop... Im so proud
9. I swear... not as much as I used to but more then most
10. I say things I probably shouldnt say, often, about anything.
11. I actually like me, Im not obsessive about fixing myself up and making me "better". I can and do clean up well, but I dont NEED to just to get groceries, yanno?

I am just one woman. I am not trying to change the world, just the way I exist in it.

Not looking for a father for my daughter. Not looking for a Sugar Daddy to support us. Just looking for a friend and maybe one day more. Someone I can talk to, share a glass of wine with, watch House with and someone who will laugh with me at my quirky antics and off beat sense of humour.

I am who I am. I will not change for anyone. I have ups, I have downs, I have periods where I swirl wildly back and forth and Im ok with that. Im not here to be your mother, your child or your boss. Im here to simply be who I am and if thats fits with your life all the better. Being as Im still relatively new at this life thing, I make mistakes. I accept the consequences and move on. Dwelling causes heartache I no longer need.

"Move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom"

I'm just trying to find someone whose life intertwines well with mine. I'm super busy and yet not all at the same time. I'm looking for someone who will grab my hand and say "Fvck it! Lets run to Mexico!", even if we only end up at a Mexican bar 5 minutes away.

I have feelings, thoughts, opinions and a personality. Cookie Cutter people and Yes Men tend to clash with me. Everything about me is big! Big personality, big car, big hair, big ideas, big dreams, big butt, lol. Go big or go home!

Fall fair? Scrabble in a cozy cafe? Beer at a quiet pub with a warm fireplace?

Anything Christmas-y.... I love Christmas! Ive already started the countdown!

Remember, Life doesn't have to be perfect to be wonderful.