Okay, lets me see here. Gotta move Momma's spittoon outta the way so I's can type. I lives here wid my folks in a fancy house dat me and my brother helped plumbed up last fall. The bathtub just wouldn't drain...ya knows how ya get that little bit of water dat at the other end ub the drain that ya gotta rake out.... well, its fixed now! He helped me move da house here last year and offered to take the wheels off fer me, but I said 'naw thanks, I gots my own tire iron'. We added a room on de back fer da rest of the famly, couzins ya know. I don't tink dat the camers out back of the Acme Pallet Comp'ny saw us. We did wear camo trousers ya no! Eatin' around here's pretty good, Paw's perdy good bout finding some grub. He's checking the traps now. Last night, had possum souffle and rabbit stew, yum yum!!! Well, gotta go. It's time to watch dem Werld Wrastlin' Federation boys knock each other round some. Yous take care now and if ya care to stop by makes sure to honk twice so I's can put the hounds in da shed. Dem dogs shaw do make me laugh seeing dem chase dat mailman!!!

....and now for the real me!
I enjoy working with computers, networks, electronics, collecting antiques, riding street/dirt motorcycles and woodworking. I enjoy bringing old objects back to life, restoring old furniture, and home remodeling. I also like serendipitously discovering new places. I have lived in and around Atlanta for a long while. I have also traveled overseas and visited several foreign countries and because of that I have a better appreciation for history. I enjoy sitting on the swing either on the front or back porch and watch the wildlife (deer, opossums, polecats, gofers, and four foot high chickens!). Do you have a twinkle in your eye? Perhaps I can be the one to put a twinkle in your step. I would love to find a partner that I can look deeply into her eyes while waltzing across the dance floor! So, if you have the time, come by and have some fun!

Just for clarification, here is what I'm NOT looking for in a mate:
If you...
...are into drugs and think its still cool. Not interested. (Grow up!)
...are visited weekly by the local police and asked "Are you still in the (insert favorite felony/misdemeanor offense here) business, today"? Not interested. (Try a different occupation!)
...think spending ALL day in a bar is your idea of FUN! Not interested. (Expand your horizons!)
...invite friends to a first date and leave the whole tab on the guy. Not interested. (Try the welfare office or local church if you need a free meal).
...can hold a conversation with a brick wall or the other person can walk away from the phone for an hour. Not interested. (Try listening every once in a while, you might learn something!)
...are married, living with the !@#$ 'ex' and need financial help to pay a lawyer to START the divorce, don't look at me! Not interested. (Try doing a little research, less than a hundred dollars at the courthouse will get the ball rolling). Call me AFTER you get your life back on track.
...listen to nothing but Rap and Hip-hop music, not interested. (Again, expand your horizons!) Even the former Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, enjoys Led Zeppelin! Rave ON!!!

Welp....that should do it. That eliminated ALL the women out there....OH, good grief! Single again!!!

Ummm....you're still here! No, really, you're STILL here after all of that ranting and raving? You MUST think I'm nuts! Well, I'm hoping not! Just write a line (or two)! Let's get the ball rolling and let's see what happens....

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Ohhh, so many variables!!! (time, temperature, location, weather, things you like, things I like, moon phase, tidal currents, etc.).... So how about just keeping it simple ---> K.I.S.S. !!! I like that abbreviation by the way! How about something outdoors, maybe near a river, next to a waterfall, or just a simple invite to the local DQ and gaze in wonderment into each other's eyes over a chocolate sundae or a banana split!

P.S. ...I just wanted to take a few moments here and say for those of you that feel discouraged or disappointed on here just stay true to yourself, be patient (I know it's hard for us 'old' folks to do!), stay in the game, and with the right amount of luck the two of us can find the life partners that we want to be with forever and a day! In the meantime, listen to this song about frog kissing (I think you will like it!)... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGWWqQvimyA

Now let's go fishing!!!!