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That Handy Man The Hammerhead: A.K.A. The PORCUPINE WHISPERER
City
North of Guelph Ontario
Sign
Pisces
Height
6' 0" (183 cm)
Age
39 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
European with Brown hair
Body Type
Average
Religion
Non-Religious
N/A
I know, I know . . .Big Let Down! No BIG DEAD TROPHY FISH here! Just My Latest Picture October 30, 2009 At Orangeville SPCA
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I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Long Term

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Single
Profession
Prayer Wheel Service Technician
Smarts
Some college
Do you want children?
Prefer Not To Say
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
No
 
Interests
Breaking ALL The RulesWorking With Heavy SteelMarching to my own drummer
Creating MY OWN REALITY but at least its MINEUniversal TRUTHWorking Outdoors
Rural LivingAnimal WelfareFish Welfare
LaughingNice TeethOut-Of-Body Walks On The Beach
Astral Vacations - Never Any Lost Luggage And Rarely Are There Any Snakes On The PlaneMystical / Schmistical StuffPlaying with FIRE and nursing my burns
Long Haired GirlsSkating on Wickedly Thin ICE MetaphoricallyBon Fires so Big and Hot they permanently fuse your contacts to your eyeballs at a hundred feet
Indigo WomenGeeky GirlsGood Personal Hygiene
Kundalini YogaVipassana MeditationExploring Human Consciousness
WeldingMy 30000 Degree Plasma TorchMasquerading as a YOGA Instructor
And My all time favorite LUCID DREAMS
About Me
The world is a teacher to the wise, and an enemy to the fool.


Hey! I don't know what it is about my pictures, but I have had more then one woman tell me that I am even cuter in real life!

My Complaints Department has informed me that some women have "complained" that I don't specify what I am looking for, only what I am NOT looking for! I thought, my list of interests and passions, would give a pretty good idea without lots of verbiage! Besides, almost everything starts (or ends) with physical attraction or a lack thereof!

First Date
I don't date! I just generally prefer to spend time with women doing "normal, everyday " things, including eating a meal (If that's a date?) to better get to know her. Simply put, I have no interest in impressing nor entertaining a woman. You can't buy a woman's love! (If only it were that simple!) lol

In Order to contact this user, YOU:

MUST NOT HAVE KIDS (SORRY . . . It's just not a good match for a single guy)

MUST NOT have contacted other users requesting home, auto or bicycle repairs

MUST NOT SMOKE . . . Not even "Occasionally" lol It's OK if you put those funny cigarettes to your lips, as long as you don't inhale!

MUST have a picture

MUST be at Least Five Feet, Five Inches, Tall, to board this ride. Keep your arms (and legs) in at all times while the ride is in motion! TOO SHORT? (Here's a tip! Sometimes that DANGEROUS looking man, operating the ride, won't notice if you are wearing heels!) Or REALLY short, shorts! lol

That Handy Man has 2 roses that can be sent.

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