Hi there. I'm a hilarious, smart & lovable hairy man with long term goals of global domination hoping to meet and share adventures with my match - a brilliant, driven, fun-loving, fly & sassy chick with a positive outlook on life, juiciness and an irresistible smile; the rare breed of woman who can balance her love of D&G, Gucci and her little black dress just as much as her love of Family Guy jokes, old school video games and Star Wars mythology.

The vital stats on me: originally from the crown jewel of the dirty south, big-time movie buff, cultured, motivated, supportive, nerdy, sexy, blunt, bohemian, grounded, funny and not a jerk; I know when to take control and like to be in command...but never so high on my own testosterone that I can't stop to ask for directions if I ever get lost.

I want to meet a woman with a dream or goals for the future -- who loves to have fun along the way. My match is a passionate, successful woman who never sacrifices her femininity.

I know she's out there. I've felt tremors in the Force.
So is it you? Well say hello.


Oh yeah, one last thing - I LOVE the NFL. Thank God for football season. GO SAINTS!

Get ya' fish on, y'all.