Hey fishie!

I know there are a lot of hooks that seem too sharp to be true, and they probably are. The worms hanging off of them seem soooo delicious, and they probably are. My hook, however, slides out easily, so that when i take the hook off your mouth and throw you back in the water, you will have no permanent marks! How about that! And I only use the finest worms from the pet store, none of those last minute bait shop stale worms. Only the best for my fish!

So what do you say? Have a bite, I promise I won't cook you.



oh and ladies...please... i shouldn't have to remind you of the difference between womAn (singular) and womEn (plural)...

I would hold you up with both hands for the camera, and take a picture. Then holding your tail, I would wiggle you around so that you can get used to the water again, before I finally let you go, as you zip away in the water, and I would move on to another fish.

.... or, if you like, we can reenact the battle of Gettysberg, costumes, bayonets and all