So I tried to write something that gave a true look at who I am.
But you don't know me, and you don't deserve that yet.

So you get this:
- My username here is a homage to Dr. Cortner of the epic 1962 horror movie "The Brain that wouldn't Die". If you've seen this movie and liked it, we should just say screw all and get married.

- I love to drive

- I like to wear button-down, collared shirts.

- I also like wearing ties.

- I take life seriously. I've figured myself out. I'm not lost or confused.

- I like myself; confident, not****. I won't take on more than I should, but I'll never back down from a challenge.

- If you don't know what your doing with your life, I don't want to date you. I'm old for 24, and I like it.

- I've got pretty awesome tattoos, including one my dad got in Rhode Island in 1972.

- The other one is my mother's signature. A good artist always signs her work.

- You'll probably only ever see them if you ask.

- I work the graveyard shift for a government agency.

- Yes, I have excellent insurance.

- Working nights makes dating anyone who doesn't...stressful. I'm not opposed to it, but don't treat me like a bum when I sleep 'til noon on my days off; it's easier to maintain the same sleep schedule.

- That also means my job drug tests me. I don't do drugs by choice, not because I get tested. I'm not interested in dating someone who does drugs for recreation. Call it ignorance, call it judging you, but I tried it before and it didn't work, sorry.

- I think getting physically fighting is stupid. I dont do it. Ive been pushed, shoved and punched. I don't fight.

- I love trying new things, I just get bored easily.

- I am a very family oriented guy. I have a great relationship with them.

- My little sister has mild cerebral palsy. Shes probably the nicest and most genuine people you'll ever meet.

- I'm prepared for a zombie attack at a moments notice.

- I'm a Warcraft player. Blood Elf Paladin Prot/Ret, Blood Elf Priest Disc/Holy. I play on spirestone - horde

- I don't mind getting teased about it, but it's an easy target, try and be more clever.

- Never be less than your dreams.

- I don't go out very often, as far as clubs and bars go. I work every other weekend.

- I'd like to meet someone who will motivate me to do new things. I work behind a desk 13 hours at a time, show me something different.

- I bite.

- My dad is my hero, and just so happens to be my biggest fan.

- I need to add more to this.

I'm definately a hopeless romantic, but have since given up any realistic expectations of finding something like that.

I think the right person can make any situation enjoyable. I think a great first date would be one that would have been terrible for anyone else, but we were too busy making goofy jokes and flirting to notice.

Too bad you can't plan those, heh.