I keep getting richer, but I can't get my picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone.


I never believed in Fate, until I met Siegfried and Roy. Here you have a Gay lion tamer, who hooked up with ANOTHER gay lion tamer. Talk about holding out for Mr. Right!

I am offering a 1984 vintage (good year); medium bodied with a slightly nutty undertone. Not your language? Try this:
Gently used woman for sale, body still good, low km's. Some custom work and upgrades have been made. For lease with option to buy. Inquire within.

I'm not looking for an intimate encounter, and I don't even know what an activity partner is.
Last weekend someone told me I look like a french librarian. I'm not sure what that means.
If you knew me, you would know that I would have chosen "the clam" as a fish personality, just because it would be funny. (Get it?)
I love that "sh!t happens" smilie. In what scenario would you need to use it on a dating site? LOL. That tickles me.

So, some random facts...

I have a large indoor garden
I am left-handed
I plan to live forever.(So far, so good)
I have 2 dogs. (REAL dogs) They are two scoops of awesome.
I insist on proper grammar. Ebonics make me want to throw up
I like to dip my fries in honey
I can not whistle
I love fishing
I have tattoos and piercings
I love hockey
I have to buy a fresh set of drinking glasses each year (because I break them)
I am a social bookworm
I can not say spontaneity
I have a quick wit
I like every kind of music, for different reasons
I do not like ice cream, or candy
I prefer appetizers over a meal
I am crazy for stand-up comedy.
I am addicted to popcorn (and with God's help i'll conquer this terrible affliction)
Trainspotting reference that no one noticed yet ^
Anything else, you are just going to have to ask.
Oh, and If I send you a message with some random statement or joke about something in your profile, I am interested. It's just hard to tell, because I don't use sex to get the attention of men. I do that well enough on my own.

And if you message me with "hey what's up?" I am not interested. If I can think of something to say, so can you. Otherwise, don't be shy!

P.S- If you make a joke about being a "hammerhead", i'll make a joke about being a "suckerfish"




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I'm not really sure what I would do. It doesn't matter anyways, it's the conversation that counts.
Hell, let's grab a sixer and go fishing.