I think it would be best if I kept my summary to myself. O.K. well here's a little truth if you must have it. I'm not the hunky guy. I'm the clever guy. "You know the clever guy". I'm the guy who hates being late. I'm the the guy who believes that people who say they don't read much are insulting themselves. I'm the guy who thinks Oprah leads a religious movement and is evil. I'm the guy who is not overly fond of big animals (including large dogs). I'm the guy who thinks that gridlock in congress is good news. I'm the guy who does not care which way the bills face in his wallet. The amount is printed on all four corners, and on both sides after all. I'm the guy that enjoys shouting out inconprehensible 18th and 19th century sailing commands while out in my little boat. Would it be better to know that I do that when sailing with friends or when alone? Both are true. "WE SHALL SPLICE THE MAIN BRACE!" I'm the guy who is sick of thinking about what kind of guy I am.