Well, where can I start.
I'm an enigma and a ****, transparent and a sweetheart. I'm angst ridden, sarcastic, cynical and social, laid back, drama free and relaxed.

I talk too much, drink too much, smoke too many cigarettes, sleep too little and rarely ever know exactly what I'm doing as far as plans go.

When I do have plans they usually include one of the following, movies, mj, drinking, walks in random places, coffee, karaoke.

There's little about me that I won't tell you if you ask. (Learn to ask the right questions).

I'm unafraid of who I am or who I am going to become. I'm confident enough within myself no, matter my situation, to grin and bear it.

I am very neutral and yet very passionate. I do not try to win battles but to end wars.

I grew up in a diverse and wonderful household and I have a variety of interests that span from the most obscure of musical traditions to sports, all kinds of literature to childrens movies ( I love Monsters Inc.)

If you can't make me laugh, don't bother.

I could people watch all day.

I love meeting new people.

I have a tendency to kiss my friends.

I have a soft spot for lost people and lost causes. I've been told it's to my advantage but I tend to disagree.

Most would say I am intelligent and I expect the people I'm with to be as well. I can't stand people who can't speak properly, eat properly or carry on a conversation.

I love being introduces to new foods/resteraunts. Eating is necessary and should be enjoyable.

I enjoy music ranging from folk (Tim Eriksen) to metal(The Devil Wears Prada is my latest favorite), country to underground rap (Sage Francis is a god) and everything inbetween. My latest obsession is Techno (Infected Mushroom).

I can't stand being pressured and have a tendency when pressured to take permanent trips to resteraunt bathrooms and or get mysterious phone calls or texts carrying me onward and upward to better things.

Please have/dont have:
A decent haircut (no one likes a slob). And I'm a hairdresser for crying out loud.
Trimmed your facial hair within the past 2 months. That whole mustache over the lip thing is repulsive.
A more recent photo than that one from your family Christmas in '06 (or '07 for that matter).
A sense of respect. I'm not meat in a glass case.

If your profile says you're single and you mention being in any kind of relationship later on (or any such form of deciet) please, move along.

I don't date cops or to be cops, but I love the armed forces.

I will not participate in any of the following, casual sex, sex with you and your significant other, any kind of cyber sex (wtf?! seriously), or responding to come on's by guys with pictures of their ( typically not so impressive)****on here.

I keep making these rules as I go and as needed. So please don't be the reason I make another! Seriously people, my fingers are getting tired.

I love doing very random things on first dates.
I like interaction and stimulation so Gameworks, Barrymores, Dave and Busters or any video arcade is cool with me.
I love good cuisine and if you introduce me to a great resteraunt I'm likely to love you forever.
I like walks and talks. I'm happy it's nearly warm enough for lots of the outdoors!
I like places I feel safe/know or where there are people present at least for the first few times. I'm really not likely to accept an invitation to your house/apartment/condo.
Honestly though, I'm down for most anything as long as there's good conversation.
I think it's about who you're with and not necessarily what you're doing.