. I'm a down to earth fun loving southern gentleman with a sense of humor. Kind, compassionate, thoughtful, sensual, huggy an kissy, love giving suprises, flowers, the unexpected and travel. Love the beach! The simple things in life ROCK!



MY JOKE PROFILE! HOPE YOU GET A GOOD LAUGH!!

Hello future wife. I just got out of prison after 25 years, then went to the denist and finally got my false teeth, went to the dermatologist and had 7 warts removed from my nose and I'm in the process of getting some lipo suction done on my big butt and my big gutt. I don't read. (do you know any good tutors). I have a pet snake named Fang and a pet porcupine named prickles. I'm looking for a job but for spare change I hold a sign up on the side of the road, Will work for food. It pays for my Wild Irish rose and ocassionaly earns me enough money to buy a bottle of Boones Farm. I live in the woods next to the interstate. (know any body with a spare porta john) I have a long beard with crusty food stuck in it. My nose hairs are hanging below my bottom lip and my ear hair is my side burns. I tried getting a job washing dishes but I got fired three times from eating food from customers leftovers. To bad, we could have had a feast on our first date. My Mom and Dad are still in prison and so are my 12 brothers and sisters. We all got caught in a family heist my mom and dad planned. We ran out of gas a few blocks from the bank. Mamma was so mad at dad for forgetting to check the fuel she still won't answer her prison mail from him. I got out on early release for telling on my family. I'm YOUR man!!! DO you have $5.00 i can borrow? Jethro

I would love a road trip to the beach, a walk on the beach and a bite to eat.