I'm a pretty laid-back guy who loves to take it easy. However, I love cars and loud music...Hmm figure that one out. I love to laugh at comedians like George Carlin (God rest him...well...Joe rest him - you gotta be a fan of his to get that!) He said once "Where does a park ranger go to get away from it all?" Actually, there is a billboard in St Augustine with that on it. I guess I like anything new or innovative, or any differing or fresh opinion. You know what he also said? "Anyone with a BIG smile is probably selling you somthing that doesn't work" I love that! Even a salesman has to laugh...

And cliches are annoying...but I like to point out the contradictions in them. (First impressions are lasting impressions = Dont judge a book by its cover) How did we come to this mess?? It'll drive you to drink!

Hey! How about some pictures that actually look like you! I realize we are all trying to be nice on this site, and show our best...but as a great man once said, "that's false advertising" - Cheech (from Up in Smoke) Plus, I have always been told that I look better in person...I just kinda expect the same in return (it really sux when it goes the other way!) So in closing, if you're fat, YOU'RE FAT! not a "few" extra pounds!! A few is like 3 to 5....thats about as many pounds as I would like to lose...would you say the guys on Biggest Loser want to lose a "few" pounds? Lets all use the webster's dictionary version of what we say here...save the PC junk for when you're at work...

Please read this short caveat to me meeting that special person: I really do not want to date women with children...I really believe it is a special and holy bond to have children together. That being said, I am willing to date someone who has befallen a tragedy, like their husband is no longer with us (doesn't count if you only wish they were!! ha).

Anything is cool....but meeting just to say "hey", have a coffee together, and see if there is an attraction...is a good start.