Not sure of where to go in life, but I can sure tell you where I would not want to go:

Funeral home...too cold and not a really good conversational place.

Waste management facility...too smelly.

Pet pound...I would walk out with too many fuzzy things and not know how I could feed them.

Divorce court...need I say more?

Does it really matter? Good company and great conversation is what is most important the ambiance is what you make of it. If I’m with a beautiful lady, whom I have a direct connection with; even a vat of fecal matter would be fine. Well not really but you get the point. I hope.

Things that make me happy? A leather teddy, a red ball gag, naked Crisco twister, battery operated toys, swing chairs, fun with food, seedy motels and a pet monkey. Just kidding...just a hint of the twisted sense of humor that I posses. If you can't laugh at yourself.....give up and go home. I think just waking up alive every morning is good enough for moi. Every day above ground is a good one...right?

Things that make me sad? Self serving people!!! Those who only care about their own needs and wants no matter who they hurt in the end. Personal downfalls...I know we all have them but they still hurt just the same. As I get older tis quicker to rebound but the scars are much deeper.

Basically just a guy who is tired of the "bar scene" and would really like to meet an interesting, funny, warm, intelligent lady who likes to have a good time.

I really don't have too many pictures of myself. Especially one with my shirt off, in front of my car holding a guitar. Seems to be the prerequisite these days. Gimme a break! Besides, if you have seen one tall dopey white guy you've seen them all! Game players, sh*t starters, drama queens and “flavor of the week” types need not contact me.

FYI~ Only ONE of my photos was actually taken in a hotel room and no animals were harmed while they were taken.

Just what the heck is an "activity partner"?

"Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes; and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have with dinner."

We would have to discuss this subject and figure something out. I’m pretty open to anything. At this age, and being single my whole life, I have pretty much run the gambit on first date situations. Updated 4/26/2009 ~ Just moved to Virginia this week from Michigan and would REALLY like to get to know some people...Don't really know where I'am or what to do...Can you help me and show me around?