Don't let this intro compel you to send me messages about what you think you can do to improve my mood. My mood is great, I am emotionally stable, and I do not hate men. Yes, think that about covers it.

No wait, If you have a profile pic with your shirt off, use words like 'hit me up', talk about sex ANYWHERE in your profile...then please do not contact me. There are plenty of 'friendly' women up here without having to harass the ones who are not intersted. No druggies, drunks, sleazeballs. And take this however you want, but I like white guys. Just the way it is, if you think I'm racist for that, well I hope you can muddle through.

I am updating again because before I get a bitter taste for this site, thought I may need ot be even MORE clear. I am going to give two lists, one do not contact me if...and one contact me if....pretty much, if any of the don't apply to you, do not contact me. I am going to find out sooner or later that you misrepresented yourself and that will not bode well for even getting to be my friend.

Do NOT contact me if...
You are a convicted felon. I have no use for someone who cannot vote or own a firearm. I'm sure you have a great story behind it, you're innocent yadda yadda yadda. Don't care.

You are a drug addict or an alcoholic or are recovering from either.

You lie to, cheat on, or hit a woman. The first two will just get your feelings hurt and out of my life, you hit me and I will shoot you. It is that simple.

You are insecure, shy, have low self esteem, or are a suspicious person. Even if you say, "Well I CAN be, or I KINDA am like that" We are not a good match, I'm telling you.

You have a problem with me having friends that are male, black or gay. PERIOD. I am not giving up anyone in my life to be with anyone and would never ask anyone to do this either. See the one about being insecure....

You have no kids and want some of your own, do not want to be around small children at all, or think that I have to get a sitter for me to see you. I do not just go and get sitters like that, so to be involved with me, you are going to be around my kids. I will know the first time you meet them if that is going to be a problem, so back out now.

You have cats or indoor dogs. Sorry, I am allergic to cats, and my son cannot be around indoor pets. Just wouldnt work out if we can never come to your house, or if you bring the allergins to mine. I love dogs, dont get me wrong...would LOVE to have one.

If you are EVER going to have a problem with me being a bartender. See the one about being insecure...I am not a whore, Do not randomly sleep with customers, and yes, I flirt to make money sometimes...see the one about insecure again...

Have a problem with the fact that I have 5 sisters and we are very close and talk on the phone daily, sometimes more than once. I am not even going to elaborate.

You are not financially and MENTALLY stable. I do not want to be contacted by anyone who is on mood stabalizers, anti depressants, any anti anxiety meds, restless leg medicine, fibro myalgia. And I am not a gold digger, but please, I am 36 have 2 young children and I am traditonal...I do not want the man in my life to be broke or stress so badly about money that it is going to stress me out.

Are not into sports. I am and I do not want to be with someone who does not care or wont watch. I watch every NFL game I can get my hands on and I have no sense of humor about the SKINS losing. Understand both.

Did not graduate high school...Come on, even if you are a self made millionare, you should at least have cared enough to go back and finish, even if it were just to make your mother happy.

Have children you do not talk to or a baby's mama you can NOT talk to. If you are not adult enough to be civil to your ex...move on. I don't care what she did to you, we are all adults, and I am not having that.

Have a bad relationship with your immediate family, parents, all your siblings...jsut wouldn't work out. I need my family and I'd rather you have none, than ones you cannot get along with. (Unless they are just downright scum, then you SHOULDN'T be around them and I have no problem there)

Contact me if...

You are confident...my biggest turn on

You have a good, dry sense of humor, could care less about political correctness and can find humor in making fun of everyone and everything.

You are honest, faithful and non-violent...unless my honor needs defending of course.

You are going to have time for me.

I do not have to travel to far to see you. YOU try packing up two kids for dates an hour away, negative.

If ALL the things on the don't list do NOT apply to you.

Are a REPUBLICAN!!!! Conservative, preferably.

Love the REDSKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S.....Some of the pics people put on their profiles are HILARIOUS!!!! I always wonder who took that pic of you while doing your jailhouse pose? Like, did you really coordinate that? And why bother posting 6 pics if they are all going to be YOU with the same, no smilin, staring into the camera, mugshot photos? "Here's me not smiling in the woods, and here's me not smiling in my computer chair and here's me...." DUMB And I am not really into men putting pics of their small children up here. Just asking for trouble if you want my opinion.

P.S.S. After a recent rash of REALLY nasty emails, thought I would add a couple things...that and I just did not think my profile was long enough.

I get a lot of emails cussing me out, putting me down, and telling me how I am looking for PERFECTION. Well, let's look at that. If you can read my profile, and still think that perfection is what I am looking for, that I am NOT looking for you that is for sure. NOWHERE in my profile describes the PERFECT man, just one who has the BASIC attributes of someone I would like to date. You can be everything on this profile and still be a jerk. I get a LOT of responses from bitter, angry men who have taken SOMETHING I said personally and feel the need to point out how WRONG I am...WHY? If you read this and feel like you can't get along with me, why take precious time out of your day to write to me and tell me what a low life I am? Says alot about you, and nothing about me.

I do not think I am God's gift to ALL men, but I AM God's gift to one. And alot of you are right, I DO think I am special...and you should think you are too. You should also think that you deserve the BEST life has to offer instead of settling with someone that doesn't deserve you so you don't have to be alone. I'd rather be alone and if I can't have what I want or what I deserve, than I am ok with being alone.

What I look for in a man and on any date, is someone who is confident, secure with themselves and me. I understand everyone has issues, but trust me when I tell you that if you are one that has too many insecurities and needs to be reassured constanly, we are probably not a good match.

I have no problem showing affection or appreciation but I have no interest in letting 'how can I put YOU in a good mood' consume my day. I want someone who can live without me, but doesn't want to. I want someone who wants me more than needs me, and I just do not want to be someone's entire life..just a part of it. I value my 'me' time and I seriously value you having yours.

Also am not looking for anyone in any sort of 12 step program. If you are in one, congratulations on your continued recovery, take it one day at a time but I fear you an I will not be able to co exist because I am going to drink when I want and do not want to have to worry about knocking you off the wagon in the process.

Also, do not bother trying to email me or im me if you do not believe in God and Jesus Christ. I am by no means a holy rolling Bible beater, but I cannot be with anyone who does not at least share the same beliefs in Heaven as I do.

Y'all need to remember this is a dating website and thanks to the internet, we can put a 'needs' list out there instead of wasting our time and energy trying to get to know someone who just isn't going to be 'it' for us. Instead of attacking me for what I want out of a man, go back and look at your profiles and try to be a little more honest about what it is that YOU want out of a woman...because if my profile pissed you off, then that woman isn't me and I am OK with that.



Does EVERYONE on this site enjoy walks on the beach? WHY? It's hot, sandy and my hair just blows in my face the whole time. That and you literally need a BATH when you get off the beach. You stink, you are itchy and probably sweaty or at least clammy. Not my idea of a great first date.
Does that sound ****y? It really isn't.