Hello ladies! How are ya? If I was doing any better I'd have to sit on both my hands to keep from waving at everybody... My name is Tony. I've been single for a while and decided this might be a good way to make some new friends and maybe find someone as crazy as myself. It's hard for me to get out and socialize due to working nights, but I do like to get out on the weekends. I've never been married and I don't have any children. I know what you're thinking- that's rare these days. Believe me, I know! It's hard to find someone close to my age who hasn't been divorced 3 or 4 times and doesn't have fifteen kids. (If you have been divorced 3 or 4 times or have fifteen kids, I apologize. I didn't mean to single you out.) It's not that I don't want any kids, it's just hard to jump on a motorcycle and ride to Daytona Beach or out to Texas when you have those kinds of responsibilities. Maybe someday when I'm all grown up I'll start thinking more about that... I'm not really sure what else to tell you, but here's a list of random facts about me. If it sounds interesting, feel free to send me a message.

I have three motorcycles and I'm getting ready to start building my fourth.
Who gives a f#*@ if your bread is "Whole Grain" if your eating fried bologna on it?
I like my eggs over medium, scrambled, or in an omelet. There are no other options.
I love Japanese food.
I always try to look at the stars twinkling in the sky when I get home early in the morning. Not because they remind me how small and insignificant our existence is, but because they're shiny. Maybe that's the kleptomaniac in me...
I'm too sarcastic most of the time.
I don't like abbreviating words. If I wanted to try to translate a text message, I'd probably also hit the "Spanish" option EVERY time I get a recorded message.
I think text messaging and my space have ruined the English language.
I'm fairly blunt and don't like to censor myself for fear of offending others.
I love Rockabilly music, oldies and soul music.
I love my Sirius satellite radio!
I'd rather have a 50 or 60+ year old rat rod car or truck than any new vehicle.
I've worked for the same company for over ten years.
I ride about 10,000+ miles each year on my motorcycles.
I hate shaving.
I like to laugh and love to make the people around me laugh even more.
I like to drive fast and ride my bikes even faster.
I hit a deer at 65 mph on a motorcycle and walked away.
I know what deer "innards" look, smell and taste like, but not in a sexy Crocodile Hunter kind of way....
No ex-wives, kids or regrets.
Chappelle's Show was the best show on tv.
SQUIDBILLIES ROCK!!!!
I think tattoos on a woman are sexy.
I don't like people who can't drive.
I prefer brunettes over blondes, but I'm open minded...
I think every alcoholic drink is better with Red Bull.
The last statement was not an advertisement for Red Bull...
If they can manufacture Drumstick ice cream with caramel inside that doesn't freeze, why can't they find a cure for cancer?
I believe a breath-a-lizer should be required before you log on to Ebay!
You get extra points if you've ever heard the song that my headline came from.

I'd like to grab a few drinks and sit around in public places "people watching". How about a ride through the country on one of my bikes? Or maybe some handgun or long range target shooting?