It seems more and more I come to the realization that most people on this site have the IQ of my coffee cup. I'm not trying to sound like a smug ****, but if you cannot form subject-verb agreement, please move on. Moreover, if you have no idea what subject-verb agreement is, I'm surprised you're still reading, since the first few sentences didn't include the words "clubbin" "chillin" or "self-righteous drama queen with an undeserved sense of accomplishment" (sorry, was the last one too much?)

At any rate, I'm a total sarcastic smart ass; sometimes it comes across the wrong way, but you have to learn to laugh at life.. a lot. A shared sense of humor is probably the most important attribute I look for. If we can't go back and forth, we wouldn't work.

Otherwise- I currently work in the ER and I definitely dig it. Right now attaining my career goals is my top priority. Passion is an imperative feature; I don't care what you do but do it with conviction. I'm looking to meet someone who has a similar drive.I will bend over backwards for people, but not to the extent of being walked on. There's a fine line between being tolerant and being taken advantage of, but an important distinction to make.

I'm very laid-back, but I'm not into games, drama, or bs. I love to play tennis and I love seeing live music- it's an expressive, seductive experience, and I like to get lost in it.

Most importantly I try not to take myself or any other facet of life too seriously. I genuinely have fun no matter what I'm doing. I know who I am, what I'll put up with and what I won't. I'm aware of my deficits and I'm okay with them. I'd like to meet someone who has a clear understanding of themselves as well, but is always willing to expand on it.

pppsss please do not message me trying to "hook up." I don't want to throw up all over my laptop. thanks ;)