I'm new to the scene. If you're gonna hang with me, you'd be best off having a sense of humor. That is a pre-requisite, along with riding bike (The kind without pedals). When I'm not working, I like the laid-back style, it seems to even things out. Lately I've been busier than a one fingered ol' man with a seven year itch (Picture that!).

And I'm one heckuva cook, it's a passion! I enjoy experimenting, although REAL Cheesecake is my specialty, (Caramel Apple, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, Chocolate Caramel Pecan, Strawberry Marble, Chocolate Coconut Almond, Pumpkin Silk) what kind do you like?

Ask me anything and I'll tell ya. Everyone has a story and I'm a good listener. One problem I do have is that I have a hard time turning off my inner comic. I've been told there is a place in Hollywood or Vegas waiting for me. I'm just waiting for the short bus to come and get me, hopefully they haven't already reserved a room for me at the HaHa Hotel (Nut Hut). I think Hell's Kitchen, the Food Channel, and the Comedy channel are also waiting. I'm thinking I should play hard to get so I get the big bucks contract.

Music? Rockabilly, Rock, Country. (Anyone remember "Dumas Walker" by the Kentucky Headhunters?) You won't be seeing me on American Idol anytime soon, unless I take Ryan Seacrest's place or I'm on the judges panel. That would be a hoot and a half, and would no doubt double their ratings! Can't carry a note in a 2-bushel basket unless I'm alone.

I have a close friend who grew up just a few miles from Larry the Cable Guy. Dang! I swear they're somehow related! What's on TV? Twins or Vikings, Weather Channel on the 8's, no CSI because my career won't allow it. I have movies but no VCR or DVD player. If the TV is on, I watch the History, Discovery, Travel, and Food Channels, or the news (Gotta have my current events). I do like to talk about political issues and current events, but I won't bring them up unless you want to. I have my opinions as should everyone else.

Relaxation time? I like to write, pick up the phone to talk to a friend (free long distance is great!), get on the bike and sightsee, read, go for a walk at night, and of course.....hit the grocery store and the kitchen.

Just to warn you, I have a halo, but it's a little bent because I can be a little rough around the edges. Got any sandpaper? Did you see what kind of fish I am? Hammerhead, because that's what my dad called me when I was young, and looking back, I think I may have deserved it. For those who have asked or are wondering, I have the opposite of a mullet. Yes, I shave my noggin and I like it. Some gals like to rub it because it's supposed to give them good luck, while others want to powder it and throw a diaper on it. I think it's a maternal instinct thing going on.

PS- I'm also a good speller, I was the 5th and 6th grade spelling champ!

OK, now here's my top dislike....PMS! (Parked Motorcycle Syndrome)

PSS- Fer those dog lovers, my dawgs is pertier than yers! They're good fellas!

Hmmmm.......Maybe something different than the usual, although the usual types of things could be included. It all depends on where and when. Should be in a public place cuz some of you wimmens kinda skeer me because it's tough being me and constantly being attacked. HA! Gotcha!