PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU HIT SEND ON THAT MESSAGE OR IM.

In the week or so that I have been on here, I have pretty much given up on it. Based soley on the fact that people can't read or choose not to. Why take the time to write about yourself if someone isn't even going to take the time to glance it over? If someone says they are a strict vegan animal rights activist....don't message them if you were named buck-killer of the month at your town lodge. It's not going to work out! So when I say that I am not into Mr. fitness 2008 who spends day and night at the gym, or the guy voted mostly likely to have alcohol poisoning twice in one year by his fraternity, I mean it. Oh and if you have listed in your profile , or just prefer in general that you like anorexic ethiopians with blonde hair blue eyes and a labia piercing....I'm probably not your girl. Seriously, I have never been a size 2 and I never will, and that is fine with me. So if you have that wonderful line of, "I only date hot chicks, or I don't date overweight chicks" you can stop reading now, if you want a barbie doll take your ass to toys R us. I don't date shallow, superficial juice heads...how about that?

It seems that most people don't read the stats at the top or these little paragraphs before attempting to contact someone. Heads up...the maker of the site probably put it on there as a guide to filter out people who aren't compatible, and I didn't fill it out because I enjoy typing. :)


Just so you know, I made this thing in the middle of a nyquil coma so please excuse any mention unicorns or anything strange like that. I am very easy going...I said easy going, not easy. :) I'm pretty much up for anything, if you want to skydive, I'll skydive, if you want to watch a movie and eat popcorn, I like that too. I look like a girl on the outside, but I have a boys brain( I grew up with just my dad, so I can be girly, but also a guys girl). ex. If I go to a bar , i like dive bars, see bands..maybe mosh a little, drink beer, play cards, pool, darts...whatever, and maybe watch some sports. I am interested in music more than anything else. Mostly punk, rock, but really anything except country. I will go see bands I haven't even heard of just for the chance to get into some new music. It's my favorite subject to talk about.

I am not a mensa member, and I don't ask that a guy be one, I do however ask that they at least know the difference between your and you're, too, to, and two, right and write.know and no..etc...I can be sarcastic but in the most adorable, and endearing way. I don't like alot of cheesy things..please don't tell me about candlelit dinners, and walks and the beach. I'm not b****y, I swear, :) I just like honesty, maybe even awkwardness...awkward is real. I'm a self proclaimed nerd, and I am glad to be one. I like goofy, funny, sarcastic, but also clever people. I don't like when guys or anyone for that matter have to prove how cool they think they are. I don't care what kind of car you have, or how much it costs, or what the label on your shirt says. I'm comfortable with who I am and what I look like, and I take people for who and what they are, unconditionally, as long as they have a good heart. I am not clingy. Don't get me wrong, I am very loving, and affectionate, just not overly needy. I have my own life, my own friends, and my own interests, I want someone who has the same. I don't call someone every 5 minutes to see what they are doing, who they are with, or what they are thinking at that very moment, I ask the same in return.

I like to think and have been told that I have an exceptional sense of humor, and I like to find the fun and light side in everything and everyone. I know how to laugh at myself and thoroughly enjoying laughing at others...if you didn't get that the last sentence was a joke, move on...now. I don't like overly crude people, but I can certainly take a joke, and I am not easily offended.

It's cool if you work out or go to the gym, it's great you want to be healthy, but if you are fanatic, or it's listed in your top 5 favorite things ever, we probably won't get along. I'm just saying. You're not supposed to enjoy it, that's why it's called a "work" out. Also if your default pic is you and your frat buddies playing a hardcore game of beer pong...move on. I have nothing against beer...or ping pong for that matter, but the whole frat-boy mentality and phrases such as "party foul!" turn me off. Also, how can so many people be into hiking, rock climbing, wrestling crocodiles with their bare hands, etc....??? I love the outdoors, and all that it encompasses, but why does every shmuck on here think he is Bear Grylls?

I don't really like to date. Dates feel like job interviews. I am more for just hanging out with people, getting to know them, and seeing where it goes. Yes, I know that's what dating is, but if I say it like that to myself, it takes the stress out of it. I am not activly looking for a serious relationship or a husband, but if that's what happens in the future...way ...way in the future then wonderful. That is not to say I am looking to hook up or have one night stands, not at all. I am the bring home to mom chick. So if you expect to have sex on the first date, or even the third, don't bother , because I don't follow those dating rules.