Just read it sheesh.... Hi....I love books. I read a lot. I love to wake up in the morning on the weekend, open the coffee bean container, sniff at it like a mental patient, brew coffee and read for a few minutes on the porch before starting the day.

Im just gonna go for it aaaaaand go.......I love all types of music.. Rock, Reggae, Ambient, Blues, Jazz, Rap, Country, Hip Hop, Industrial, Metal,Grunge, Dance, Disco, Punk, Classical.......Massive Attack is wicked, I also love 80's New Wave hahaha if you can dance like a maniac to it, Im in......I like horror movies but I have to watch the making of or something comedy after so I dont have an accident. I have tattoos...real purty ones....If you took me home to mom and pop and it was hot out....they would notice.....if ya dig, awesome. ... I love to draw. I'd rather love then hate but sometimes hate'n' is funny... I dont hate too many things, One cuff up one cuff down....I freaking hate THAT. I am a positive person. I like watching really obnoxiously funny movies and then quoting them every day for two weeks after. I would like to meet someone who knows that being happy is happier than being mad and man sandles are a sin. Please dont be Mr. Super jealous pants... Sense of humor is a must.......I am very honest and compassionate ( well, a little bit honest but not that compassionate )and a romantic ....when I saw Lord of the Rings return of the king I cried for an hour after I left the theater.Thats a little weird but other than that Im normalish.I recall my Mammoth Mountian days like uncle ricco but it was the greatest seven months of my life so there. ....IF YOU ARE NOT AFFECTIONATE, WE WILL NOT WORK OUT. I love to cuddle and kiss and thats not gonna change. If you are not interested in ( open to ) a relationship, please do not contact me...I am tired of 'lovers' I would like to be apart of something special at some point ....I understand not wanting to 'label' things if you are fresh out of something yadda yadda but honestly, I want to be someone's only....not a friggen side dish.....so if you have commitment issues...I would rather not waste my time or yours :)Dont freak out guy, Im not gonna try to marry you, not unless your very very old and really really rich. If you think I am retarded than we are probably ment for one another.

I have a three year old son and he is hilarious.... Once upon a time he was at a friends house....two cute little boys just dancing around playing in the bedroom... a few minutes later my sons friend comes in the room screaming crying holding his head ( great) and behind him comes my son with a giant fake bloody jason machete...he looks up at me and says "What happened?".................. the end

p.p.s. Its hard for me to try and write a serious tale of what Im looking for,I have a few ideas of what I am looking for and Im ready for new stories " what a silly girl" ...yes but at first joking around comes more naturally ,the serious me can surface if there is a connection :) ppppps....does anyone NOT work out five times a day on here? I love to be active, but not triathalon every weekend active....You want us to take a back packing trip through the jungle...lets go....You want me to get up every morning with you at four am, drink a protien shake and go for a six mile run, forget it.....I dont mind if you want to...more power to you, work out till you throw up...I promise to hand you a towel and water....If I look at you but I dont say anything, it might be because you are on 307 woman's favorite's list so I would like you to approach me first and show me why your so damn popular. :) There are a lot of profiles claiming "gentleman"....it would be a real treat to meet someone that truly is. If you dont have at least partially a kind understanding heart, we wont last... a lil Rough n Tough no problem as long as your eyes and smile and friendships and common sense still show me your a good man. Almost every profile I glance at says " NO DRAMA"... hahahahaha who the hell does not have some sort of drama? Without drama this world would be a very boring place.... without drama chicks would have nothing to talk about over coffee.........what should we talk about instead? Politics? Wait... thats GAH NAR LEY drama, the planet? Education? Solutions to disease,homelessness and hunger?????? We might and sometimes should keep in under wraps for the menfolk sake ( if they are not secret gossip lovers too) But its in our blood, we wanna know who's doing who and you cant stop us HA!!! ......

I dont know, depends on the person....Id say shank some fools and steal their shoes but some people might not be into that till like the third or fourth date....