In the interest of "Truth in Advertising", allow me to present some common PoF lines, with commentary in brackets:

I'm looking for that one special someone to share my life with.....

(really means "I can't cook or do laundry. I'm also finding the cost of call girls becoming prohibitive")

I'm a hard working guy; considerate, sensitive, a great listener, fun to be with, kind, caring, fit, charitable, good dancer, independently wealthy, well endowed.......

(Above are all half truths and exaggerations about me; all too common in most men's profiles . Well, except for the well endowed bit.)

.....who loves to travel.

(this part is actually true. My recent trips include Ireland, Portugal, Florida Keys,
Louisiana, Holland, Puerta Vallarta)

Its very important to be friends first and develop a relationship over time....

(This is a bald-faced lie. You ladies know all we really want is nookie)

I love to cuddle up on the couch with a movie and some popcorn......

(translation: No games on the TV at the bar. Besides, I don't get paid til Thursday)

So remember ladies: always use caution in your PoF dealings. All is not as it may seem!!!]

Note re Interests: Truth be told, I don't give a rats ass about thunderstorms. But I do notice that a lot of ladies include it on their profiles.

Well, you probably don't want to take me dancing. You'd only draw unwanted attention to yourself.

How about a romantic "tray-for-two" at a late night Timmys?

(Come on girls. How can you resist a line like that?)