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Em_monkee : DO NOT CLICK ON MY PG
 
City Calgary/Vancouver British Columbia
Area Canada
Ethnicity Asian
Sign Libra
Height5' 4" (163 cm)

 
Age 103
Gender Woman
Body Type Thin
Religion Christian - other
Hair Color Mixed Color
Private Images Yes
Chemistry View | Relationship Needs: N/A

 
I am Seeking a Man Who is Looking for Hang Out

 
Smoker? Occasionally
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Widowed
Profession psychopath/full time bum
Smarts N/A
 
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Do you have a car? No

  Interests
kougar baitmovies that involve pyscho killersworking on plans to take over the world
attempts to get get out of this annoying straight jacketwearing masks of former presidentsthe taste of blood
watching SAW 1 2and 3 wait is there even a part3stalk hollywood stars on robsonscout for my next victims

 About Me
 
Most of the things above are not true. So if you find it scary pls exit my pg now. If you find it hilarious congrats you have a sense of humor. If you are expecting some girl that will be all dressed up in a mini skirt and low shirt, wearing tons of makeup. There are escort services that you can call.

FAQ: Q: Why dont you show your face?
A: Because I'm really Freddy Kruger. lol.
So if you are shallow please exit my page. If you are still curious and still find my page hilarious continue reading.

Apparently some people dont understand the concept of HANG OUT! It means meeting friends to chill. If your HEADLINE reads LOOKING FOR GIRL WHO IS ...or SEEKING FEMALE. CHANGE UR PROFILE to DATING! If you are looking for a GIRLFRIEND/RELATIONSHIP/SEX click BACK NOW! And check out a different girl. If you think this girl is a total b1tch THANK YOU!It comes quite naturally to me :P

Now that you know what I am not looking for. What I am looking for is fun people guy or girl. Where I can come out in sweats and they wouldn't care. Go chill and just talk about random things. If you msg me anything unappropriate dont expect a reply. No creepers, stalkers, pervirts, manwh0res, etc etc the list goes on.

PS: DONT ASK ME PERSONAL QUESTIONS OR SEXUAL TOPICS! I AM NOT SOME LIFE LONG SOULMATE OR HOEBAG JUST A GIRL LOOKING FOR NEW FRIENDS.


For those that actually spent the past 1 min or so reading. You're never going to get that 1 min back sorry.



 
Em_monkee has 2 roses that can be sent.

Mail Settings (To message Em_monkee you MUST meet the following criteria.)
  Age between 28 and 38
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Long-term
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Dating
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
Must not be married

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