I have no idea why I choose that headline except it seemed extremely funny at the time. In a day or two it may be a dumb thing to do....BUT just add it to the list. I'm just looking for a sweet girl..... who is semi-normal, who can be extremely compassionate and kind, and thinks of putting herself in other people's shoes...no matter how stinky the shoes are!! Also someone who is intelligent and has a view point on things is rather attractive. And if she likes sports and has beautiful eyes....well then call the vegas drive thru because I'm about to get hitched. OK...that will probably be somewhere ahead of the stupid monkey thing?lol OH....and one more thing....a girl can't take herself TOO seriously. You have to be able to poke fun at yourself from time to time. And if u can give witty replies that's hot. Anyways I don't think that's asking too much? I'm just waiting to find that ONE. Ok....which one will I find first the ONE or....someone's lost monkey? SEE I BROUGHT IT FULL CIRCLE!! YES!! :) If u have any questions just ask!!

Well...if I really want to woooo a girl I like to take her some where REALLY nice!! Such as the local wal-mart at like 1am and watch all the weirdos around the store. YES...VERY ROMANTIC!! I KNOW!! Please don't steal all my love secrets though.